Entries by Elf Ernest
Santa Returns to the South Pole
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Santa has returned to earth and to the South Pole. We’re told that he had quite the re-entry experience, which you can hear about from the Kringle Radio report via the player below. Santa will soon be back in the air of earth…and making deliveries in the South Pacific. — Elf Ernest Click here to […]
Santa Makes first Official Deliveries
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It’s official: for the 2nd year in a row the first official deliveries of Operation Merry Christmas were not even on earth — it was to the International Space Station. In a place without a time zone or a chimney, Santa has made his first deliveries. We’re told that astronaut hearts are very merry at […]
Reindeer Grounded While Santa in Space
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Santa might be busy but his reindeer are not. They are enjoying an unusual rest while Santa is delivering to the International Space Station. The reindeer are at the South Pole and they are comfortable. I’m told they are anxious to go again but that without Santa they will just have to wait. The experts […]
World Worries With Santa in Space
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Santa is delivering to the International Space station but those on earth are worried Santa won’t make it back. And if he does make it back, they worry if he will be on time. After all, it is quite nearly past midnight and almost officially Christmas morning in places like New Zealand and Australia. Well […]
North Pole Confirms Santa in Orbit
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Santa is playing space cowboy at the moment. Moments ago I had to release an official announcement declaring that Santa was, in fact, qualified and trained to deliver to the International Space Station. Elves working what they call Operation Space Monkey — the top secret name given to this project — say that Santa is […]
World Leaders Worry About Santa in Space
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Santa is doing just fine, we’re told, but that doesn’t mean everyone is happy with him. Some world leaders and others are a bit upset with him. “He just can’t go into space without permission or training,” said Dr. Herman Finkle, an international scientist linked to the Space Station. “We have programs where experts in […]
Santa’s Flight Halted at the South Pole
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Santa’s flight appears to have stalled on maps all over the word. That’s because it appears Santa is leaving the earth’s orbit and is going to deliver Christmas do the International Space Station. How long does that take? What that entail for Santa? — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio […]
Tracking Center Goes Into Lockdown
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Don’t be alarmed, folks. The North Pole Tracking Center just went on lockdown. This is normal behavior when Santa is doing somethinng extra ordinary. They lock down the Tracking Center because the tracking department absolutely has authority during these times. If someone has to be in charge when Santa isn’t available, it is the tracking […]
Santa Launches an Odd Craft from the South Pole
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Click the player below to listen to Elf Crash’s call of Santa’s latest trick in flight. Crash seems to think this has to do with delivering to the International Space Station. I have to wonder what the reindeer feel about that. Anyway, it appears that whatever this mystery is will not be a mystery much […]
Santa’s Sleigh Pulls Up at the South Pole
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Last year the South Pole became kind of like a portable workshop and wrapping center. It was filled with elves and reindeer who had come from the North Pole to work on last minute Christmas projects. They had to do that because of the weather at the North Pole. But not this year. Moments ago […]
Elves Debate What Santa is Up To
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It is only an hour into Santa’s flight and already there is controversy and debate. Santa continues to track south at a fairly slow pace. That has some trackers concerned that he is throwing off his schedule. Santa has built plenty of time into the schedule for problems. There are no real problems right now. […]
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