Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Closes Out in Hawaii and Alaska

Santa has cruised to a slow finish as he wrapped up Honolulu and all islands of Hawaii before heading back to Alaska to finish his rounds for this year. We’re just waiting for him to get back to the North Pole now! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

Western USA Welcomes Santa

Boise, Seattle, Vancouver, Portland, Salt Lake City, Sacramento and San Francisco all report Santa’s visits. Santa might have to find a place to park the sleigh so that Hawaii can get to sleep! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green […]

Western Canada Reports!

There is no stopping Santa’s relentless dash for a record. Edmonton, Regina, Winnepeg, Yellowknife, and Calgary all report a Merry Christmas at this hour. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Outstanding Where it […]

Santa Back in the USA

Santa is back in the USA and moving quickly. San Antonio, Denver, Helena, Bozeman, Cheyenne, Little Rock, Lincoln, Minneapolis, and nearly all points east of the Rockies have now been visited. It has been 24 hours since Santa has launched and never at this time in his schedule has he been this far west. This […]

Mexico Reports a Merry Christmas

Mexico City, Acapulco, and Cancun are all reporting a Merry Christmas as Santa takes another turn to the north. Is it possible Santa will break all records this year? — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph […]

Santa Storms the US Midwest

Detroit, Madison, Chicago, St. Louis, Dallas, New Orleans and Oklahoma City have all reported a Merry Christmas as Santa has taken the US midwest by storm. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! […]

O Canada!

Ottawa, Ontario, Toronto, and Montreal are all reporting a Merry Christmas now that Santa has been there! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Where it is Christmas Eve […]

Santa Rushes Through the Eastern USA

Santa has visited Charlotte, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, New York City, Boston and Bangor as he has stormed through the Eastern USA in the past few minutes. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! […]

United States Report First Stops for Santa

Santa’s first stops in the United States included Lakeland, Miami, Naples, Fort Myers and Orlando all in the state of Florida. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Where […]

Central America Visited by Santa

Bogata, Panama City, Guatemala City and others in Central America are happily reporting fast visits from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Where it is Christmas Eve […]

Argentina Reports a Merry Christmas!

Santa is back at record setting speed levels! He has moved back to South America where he has visited the cities of La Paz, Cordoba, and Buenos Aires recently. He is moving at a breathtaking pace. I hope all you remaining kids are in bed! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]