Libya has seen a Merry Christmas and according to date we’re receiving just now part of Italy have seen Santa too. Rome can now be confirmed as having been visited by Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh […]
Santa is making quick work of Africa at this time. His speed is blazing fast. He has visited Brazzaville in Congo, Accra in Ghana and Niamey in Niger in the past little while. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green […]
Santa zipped right past Europe and headed to Africa instead. Santa is apparently still waiting for a few kids to fall asleep in Europe. Go to sleep kids! Durban, Port Elizabeth and Madagascar have all reported recent visits from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All […]
Santa is back in the air, mostly over Europe. But, no new reports of visits just yet… — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 88452 mph Reindeer Status: Outstanding Latest Secret Spy Reports: Trees reported down outside of […]
Santa is still in Finland, his location unchanged since we last reported. “I think we have a lot of excited kids in Europe,” Elf Quinton chuckled. “Santa told me he wants to give them a little more time to get completely asleep.” In the meantime, I’m told Santa is enjoying a cold turkey sandwich with […]
Santa is outside the city of Kittila in Northern Finland and he may be there for a little bit. He is changing his reindeer once again, going back to the team he started with more than 15 hours ago — Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and, of course, Rudolph. “They should be […]
Santa continues to blaze an incredible trail, visiting cities all over Africa, the Ukraine, the Middle East and now even parts of Europe. Minsk is the northern-most city to report. But we have likewise heard from Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, and Athens. We expect the lockdown in the Command Center to be ending soon. — […]
Mogadishu is happy this hour as reports have come in about Santa’s visit there. Santa is really moving! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 95774 mph Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time. Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-Christmas […]
Cairo is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too is Jerusalem. Santa likes to sometimes stop in Bethlehem but we have receive no communication about those plans for this year. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 97144 mph Reindeer Status: Record […]
Santa was cheered as he flew over the skies of Baghdad. Some people did not know what was happening though because Santa appeared only as a streak across the skies. But within minutes we started to receive word from all over Iraq that Santa has visited there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]
The City of Tehran says they have welcomed Santa Claus “as an international ambassador of goodwill” in the past hour. We have received a few rumors that Santa’s sleigh was shot at over Iran but those have not been confirmed by any reliable source. “That would be impossible,” said Elf Quinton. “A bullet could never […]
