Zurich, Madrid, and Lisbon all report Santa’s been there recently. Santa continues to move quickly! Kids along the eastern sea board of the Americas are being asked to go to bed.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 6447 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Roof damage reported in Madison Wisconsin; weather issues in Little Rock; Miami reports a cookie shortage…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Zurich, Madrid, Lisbon, Hanover, Frankfurt, Prague, Hammerfest, Oslo
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela
Toronto
Halifax
