Entries by Elf Ernest

Mongolia Reports

Remote areas of Mongolia are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Still no news on all the recent sleigh activity or Santa’s intent with the all-girl team of reindeer he has asked for from the North Pole. We will keep you posted as we learn more. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]

Shanghai Says Santa Has Been There

The City of Shanghai says Santa has delivered! Santa is pushing even further to the west now. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor and the All-Girl reindeer team have left the North Pole; Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 15998 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest […]

Cambodia Reports!

Ho Chi Minh City is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as other parts of Cambodia at this time. Santa is slowly pushing west as bedtime warnings persist for places all over the Middle East and Eastern Africa at this hour. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: […]

Bangkok Reports!

Bangkok is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. In the meantime, access to the Tracking Center at the North Pole has been shut off. All doors are locked at the moment. We just received word that Santa’s sleigh cam will be shut down in the coming hours and that only secured radio channels will […]

Kuala Lumpur Reports!

Santa continues to visit all over South East Asia and Indonesia at this hour. But there are big events coming up soon. There has been a lot of activity the past hour and a half. Lots of radio calls going back and forth. Santa’s Spotters placed by Elf Agent X and Santa’s Secret Spies from […]

Hong Kong Reports a Merry Christmas

The major city of Hong Kong is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too are smaller cities and towns in China. Santa is on the move. Up here at the North Pole Elf Agent X is in the sleigh barn coordinating an airlift of several sleighs. They look different than Santa’s sleigh…instead of red they […]

Santa in Jakarta

Santa is weaving his way through Asia and Indonesia still at this hour. We just received reports that Santa has been to Jakarta. News coming soon from Santa’s Stables. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Something is up…. Sleigh Status: 19457 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest Secret […]

Brunei Reports a Merry Christmas

Russian kids have been urgently warned to go to bed. Meanwhile, Brunei has now reported a visit from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 22222 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Nome, Alaska reports […]

Santa Schedules Another Break

Santa has visited all over Japan and parts of North Korea and China in the past few minutes and continues to push south. In an interesting bit of news he has radioed to the Tracking Command Center a plan to take a break a few hours from now to change out the reindeer again and […]

Tokyo Reports a Merry Christmas

Tokyo has reported millions of families have been visited by Santa! Santa appears to be heading south once again. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 19245 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Christmas tree damage […]