Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa in Jakarta

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Santa is weaving his way through Asia and Indonesia still at this hour. We just received reports that Santa has been to Jakarta. News coming soon from Santa’s Stables. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Something is up…. Sleigh Status: 19457 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest Secret […]

Brunei Reports a Merry Christmas

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Russian kids have been urgently warned to go to bed. Meanwhile, Brunei has now reported a visit from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 22222 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Nome, Alaska reports […]

Santa Schedules Another Break

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Santa has visited all over Japan and parts of North Korea and China in the past few minutes and continues to push south. In an interesting bit of news he has radioed to the Tracking Command Center a plan to take a break a few hours from now to change out the reindeer again and […]

Tokyo Reports a Merry Christmas

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Tokyo has reported millions of families have been visited by Santa! Santa appears to be heading south once again. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 19245 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Christmas tree damage […]

Orient Alive with Santa Sightings

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No new reports of Santa visits to report at the moment however we have multiple sightings of flashes in the sky and rumors of Santa everywhere. From Tokyo to Kobe in Japan to Pyongyang in North Korea to the south we have received bits and pieces of news of Santa all over the place. More […]

Santa Nears Japan

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Folks in Japan are waiting for Santa’s visits with great anticipation. The amount of email we are receiving is off the charts. Santa has been spotted in the Sea of Japan. Did you know that the Japanese have a unique Christmas tradition? Many, many people there like to go to…Kentucky Fried Chicken, of all places…as […]

Indonesia Islands Reports a Merry Christmas

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Santa is moving very, very quickly. More reports are coming out of Australia — Hobart and Darwin have reported. So too has Perth. Santa has worked his way back North to the East China Sea. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are […]

Santa Barrels South Towards Australia Again

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Santa has bypassed Japan at this hour and has instead opted to return to Australia. We are receiving reports from Hobart that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, Santa has specifically requested that kids in Pakistan go to bed. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, […]

Santa Changes Reindeer

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After briefly crossing the Sea of Okhotusk Santa met with Elf Victor who was standing by with a replacement team of reindeer. Joining Santa now on his merry flight is Racer, Pacer, Speedy, Francis, Gordy, Queenie, Holly, Thor and Mickey. Taking a break is Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph. Up […]

Santa Works the North Pacific

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The City of Vladivostok in North East Russia has reported a Merry Christmas in the past few minutes. Santa is working so very quickly this year! Seeing that Santa is in a northern area it is possible he will be stopping soon to swap out teams of reindeer to give his A-Team a rest. We […]

Santa Asks China to Sleep

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The tiny island of Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. And in other news Santa has sent a specific alert to all in China to go to sleep! Santa must be ready to deliver in China. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor […]