Entries by Elf Ernest

Australian Secret Spies Report Dangers for Santa

Santa continues to work the South Pacific, having turned south yet again. Australia awaits anxious for Santa to visit. Elf Agent X reports that Santa’s Secret Spies there are reporting possible dangers for Santa from all over the country. From high surf, to hot temps, to roof problems to yard decorations and suspicious folks who […]

Ships At Sea Report a Merry Christmas

Captains of several ships at sea in the South Pacific are reporting that Santa has visited them. We don’t know exactly how Santa delivers to a boat. But he does. And the sailors working these ships are very grateful with what they receive. The folks can be at sea for months so things like books, […]

New Zealand Reports a Merry Christmas!

A small city named Mataura in New Zealand was the first to report Santa’s visit this year. Within seconds we received a burst of reports from several parts of New Zealand. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 4850 mph […]

Christmas Eve Celebrations Span the Globe

As the world awaits news of Santa’s first visits of this Christmas season we are receiving happy reports of Christmas Eve parties all over the world. From Asia the past couple of hours we have received emails from folks who have read “A Visit from St. Nicholas” with their kids before sending them to bed. […]

Santa Warns Early Rising American Kids

Santa is still somewhere in the skies of the South Pacific. The world awaits news of his first visits. Santa does have a crew of elves with him aboard the sleigh (not a lot of people know he does that). I just received a text from Elf Hannah who tells me that Santa is concerned […]

Samoa Sets Fires to Signal Santa

Santa flew over several island areas of the South Pacific a few minutes ago and he reports that some Samoan farmers have set their fields ablaze to light the way for him. “They do that almost every year,” Santa said. “I think it is the coolest thing in the world. Samoa lights up like almost […]

Santa Heads South

Santa has re-launched the sleigh and is heading south at this moment. We still have no idea where his first stop will be. It has been two hours since Santa left the North Pole. “Santa has so far followed the flight plan exactly,” Elf Quinton said. “We don’t know when his first drop will be […]

Santa Wants Australia in Bed

Santa called me just a moment ago. He wants the kids in all of Australia, even western Australia, to get to bed. “I know it might seem a little early to some of those kids in Perth,” Santa said. “But this is important. They need their sleep.” I asked Santa if he wasn’t spending too […]

Santa Still Grounded in the Pacific

There must be quite a lot to load on that aircraft carrier. Santa is still there. “It is still too early for Santa to deliver to very many people,” Elf Billy told me. “I can see why he is in no hurry. Santa has been on the phone a lot the last few minutes, asking […]

Santa Stops on Aircraft Carrier

Santa has landed on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Is this where Santa makes his first delivery? “We don’t think so,” Elf Billy said in the Tracking Center. “That is an unmarked ship. It does not belong to any country. In fact, it doesn’t seem to belong to anyone that […]