Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa’s Workshop Closes for the Season

In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa’s Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. “I’m quite proud of them,” Elf Bernard said. “They have worked hard all year but nothing […]

Santa Issues First Bedtime Warning

Santa awoke from his nap, took one look at the clock on his dresser and picked up the phone. He called Elf Billy and told him to let the kids in the South Pacific know it is time for them to go to bed! So there you have it, our first bedtime warning of the […]

Crowds Gather for Santa’s Launch Despite the Weather

Elf families and non-working crew are beginning to gather over at Santa’s Stables. Bleachers have been set up to accommodate the crowds that will come to see Santa off. “They better be bundled up!” cautioned Elf Billy in Santa’s Weather Center. “I don’t expect conditions out there to improve. It is windy, cold and the […]

Elf Agent X Sends Out Mysterious Alert

Lots of news to report at this hour at the North Pole. First of all, Santa has returned and was immediately put to bed by Mrs. Claus after eating a light snack. She insists that Santa get some good sleep before he takes flight. We’re only four hours away from Santa’s scheduled launch time so […]

Tuning Problems for Sleigh Bells Persist

Elf Gloria could only shake her head when she heard the new bells. They looked perfect. But they sounded worse than before. “Santa won’t approve this sleigh for flight like this and neither will I!” lectured Elf Gloria. She was speaking to the silversmith and to Elf Quinton, who were trying to pass Gloria’s latest […]

Will Santa’s Sleigh Be Ready?

Good news to report! The work of the Tooth Fairies is helping a great deal in the Wrapping Department and Elf Wally says they have really made up a lot of ground in the last hour. But other areas of Operation Merry Christmas are still having issues. It has many wondering here at the North […]

Elf Wally Calls in the Tooth Fairies

Elf Wally needs help. So he has called in the Tooth Fairies. Tooth Fairies, as you know, provide a vital function for the world. When they stop what they are doing it is a big deal. But there is no bigger deal in all the world than getting Santa off the ground. So the Tooth […]

Furby Foul Up Foils Production

I heard alarms going off at Santa’s workshop about 20 minutes ago. The sound of that alarm was different. It signals a production problem. I called over the Elf Bernard right away to see what the problem is. “It is these darn Furbies!” Elf Bernard said. “Who decided to bring these things back? They are […]

Are YOU on the Naughty List?

Now might be a little late to be asking this question: have you been naughty recently? Judging from the mail coming in to Santa at this hour a lot of kids are worried about it. We don’t actually know for sure if Santa keeps a Naughty List but we have a way for you to […]