Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Slows Down

Santa has slowed way down…like he is going to stop somewhere. But he isn’t over any land. “Nothing is wrong,” said Elf Quinton in Santa’s Tracking Center. “We have no alarms. The sleigh is fine. The reindeer are fine. Santa is slowing down on purpose for some reason.” As we get more news we will […]

Santa Over the Waters of the Pacific

Military tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa’s Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No alerts at this time. Sleigh Status: 6,500 mph Reindeer […]

Santa Sighted Near Artic Circle

Ships in the Barents Sea have reported seeing a bright flash of light they can only describe as Santa Claus. The world has a tough time during the early hours of Santa’s flight. The Tracking Center gets bombarded with requests to know Santa’s flight plan but the truth is that no one knows for sure […]

Santa LAUNCHES!

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has officially launched from the North Pole on his Christmas Eve ride. The world now awaits reports of his first visits of Christmas 2012. This is the first time in several years that Santa has launched on time. Past flights have been delayed by weather or sleigh problems. But things came […]

Santa Names Sleigh Contest Winner

Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year’s sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the sleigh all loaded, the reindeer are hitched up, the crowds have gathered […]

Santa’s Workshop Closes for the Season

In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa’s Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. “I’m quite proud of them,” Elf Bernard said. “They have worked hard all year but nothing […]

Santa Issues First Bedtime Warning

Santa awoke from his nap, took one look at the clock on his dresser and picked up the phone. He called Elf Billy and told him to let the kids in the South Pacific know it is time for them to go to bed! So there you have it, our first bedtime warning of the […]

Crowds Gather for Santa’s Launch Despite the Weather

Elf families and non-working crew are beginning to gather over at Santa’s Stables. Bleachers have been set up to accommodate the crowds that will come to see Santa off. “They better be bundled up!” cautioned Elf Billy in Santa’s Weather Center. “I don’t expect conditions out there to improve. It is windy, cold and the […]

Elf Agent X Sends Out Mysterious Alert

Lots of news to report at this hour at the North Pole. First of all, Santa has returned and was immediately put to bed by Mrs. Claus after eating a light snack. She insists that Santa get some good sleep before he takes flight. We’re only four hours away from Santa’s scheduled launch time so […]

Tuning Problems for Sleigh Bells Persist

Elf Gloria could only shake her head when she heard the new bells. They looked perfect. But they sounded worse than before. “Santa won’t approve this sleigh for flight like this and neither will I!” lectured Elf Gloria. She was speaking to the silversmith and to Elf Quinton, who were trying to pass Gloria’s latest […]