Entries by Elf Ernest

Are the Reindeer Tiring?

Santa has just been sighted in Japan. Meanwhile, we have been receiving lots of email expressing concern for Santa’s reindeer. Indeed, Santa is feeling concerned for them as well. He has dispatched Elf Victor with a relief team of reindeer to meet with him soon in an undisclosed location. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s […]

Papua New Guinea Reports

Santa is again pushing north, still moving at a very high rate of speed. Papua New Guinea has reported a Merry Christmas. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Standing by for Reindeer Alert Sleigh Status: 9865 mph Reindeer Status: Bursting with energy! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Massive […]

First Reports of A Merry Christmas in Australia

Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and other cities, towns, and villages along the east coast of Australia are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Santa took nearly everyone there by surprise. Not sure where Santa goes from here. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported […]

Santa Races South at High Speed

Displaying a level of speed we have yet to see so far on Santa’s flight a new speed record has been set as Santa’s sleigh rocketed south towards Australia. “That was a surprise,” Elf Quinton said. “To be honest Santa has been moving at a very leisurely pace. We expected him to pour it to […]

Kamchatka Reports Santa Sightings

Santa is way north in the cooler air of Kamchatka. We do have a few reports that Santa has made stops there. Can we anticipate a change in reindeer soon? Elf Victor and Elf Quinton have said that Santa has not requested it yet. Santa only left the North Pole a little more than five […]

Manila Reports a Merry Christmas

Manila and Cebu City are both reporting a very Merry Christmas as Santa has visited there in the past little while. Santa has pushed on, heading north. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 2987 mph Reindeer Status: Tiring. Latest […]

Santa Pushes North towards Japan

Santa is heading north, perhaps towards Japan or maybe even beyond. We are guessing he is seeking cooler weather to give the reindeer a little relief. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 1733 mph Reindeer Status: Tiring. Latest Secret […]

Is Santa Taking a Break?

Santa has stopped at an unnamed island in the Northern Mariana Islands. Elf Quinton says it appears Santa is drinking Pineapple juice according to what he can see on the Sleigh cam. He is giving the reindeer lots of water. “The southern hemisphere is tough on the reindeer because of the heat,” Elf Victor said. […]

Micronesia Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa is still in the south seas. Whether he heads north or south at this point is anyone’s guess. Micronesia and the Marshall islands are the latest to report a Merry Christmas. “Santa is right on time,” Elf Quinton from Santa’s Tracking Center told me. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]

Soloman Islands Report Santa’s Visit

Santa is island hopping at this time, visiting huts and homes alike as he moves from island nation to island nation in Polynesia. Folks all over western Asia have now gone to bed. Japan, China and Korea all are watching the skies for Santa. We’re not sure where Santa is headed next. — Elf Ernest […]

South Pole Reports a Merry Christmas

Residents in report villages in Antartica are reporting Santa’s visits at this hour. The Tracking Department confirms that Santa has delivered there in the last little while. Santa appears to be making good time this year. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this […]