Santa is again pushing north, still moving at a very high rate of speed. Papua New Guinea has reported a Merry Christmas.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: Standing by for Reindeer Alert
Sleigh Status: 9865 mph
Reindeer Status: Bursting with energy!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Massive snowball fight reported in Iceland; flares shot in the air in Baghdad…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Algiers
Where it is Christmas morning now: Sydney, Brisbane, Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Marshall Islands, Soloman Islands, Fiji
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All South East Asia