Santa is way north in the cooler air of Kamchatka. We do have a few reports that Santa has made stops there. Can we anticipate a change in reindeer soon?
Elf Victor and Elf Quinton have said that Santa has not requested it yet. Santa only left the North Pole a little more than five hours ago. The reindeer would be upset to be taken off duty already, I think.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 3145 mph
Reindeer Status: Tiring.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Broken stocking hangers reported in Dallas, Texas; heat reported in Brazil; high surf reported in Acapulco…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Baghdad
Where it is Christmas morning now: Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Marshall Islands, Soloman Islands, Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: