Santa has stopped at an unnamed island in the Northern Mariana Islands. Elf Quinton says it appears Santa is drinking Pineapple juice according to what he can see on the Sleigh cam. He is giving the reindeer lots of water.
“The southern hemisphere is tough on the reindeer because of the heat,” Elf Victor said. “I’m glad Santa is giving them a good long drink.”
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 0 mph
Reindeer Status: Tiring.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Jingle Bells being played loudly and non-stop at a house in Little Rock, Arkansas….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Qatar
Where it is Christmas morning now: Marshall Islands, Soloman Islands, Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: