Micronesia Reports a Merry Christmas
Santa is still in the south seas. Whether he heads north or south at this point is anyone’s guess. Micronesia and the Marshall islands are the latest to report a Merry Christmas.
“Santa is right on time,” Elf Quinton from Santa’s Tracking Center told me.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 3965 mph
Reindeer Status: Tiring.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Deep snow reported outside of Zurich; High winds reported in the Canadian Rockies; Obstructions over roofs reported in New York City…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Beirut
Where it is Christmas morning now: Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Beijing
Singapore
Jakarta
Taipei
Japan
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