Santa is island hopping at this time, visiting huts and homes alike as he moves from island nation to island nation in Polynesia.
Folks all over western Asia have now gone to bed. Japan, China and Korea all are watching the skies for Santa. We’re not sure where Santa is headed next.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 4657 mph
Reindeer Status: Good.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Roof damage reported in Toronto; radio antennas reported in Eldred, NY; fog reported in Carmel, California…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Kiev
Where it is Christmas morning now: Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: