Residents in report villages in Antartica are reporting Santa’s visits at this hour. The Tracking Department confirms that Santa has delivered there in the last little while.
Santa appears to be making good time this year.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 3142 mph
Reindeer Status: Good.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Chimney sealed in London; new trees in Mexico City; cold temps reported in Montreal…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Bahrain
Where it is Christmas morning now: Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: