Entries by Elf Ernest

Spotters Called into Position World Wide

The Santa Tracking Department has started to place spotters on location in different parts of the world. The job of a spotter is to feed information from select locations back to the North Pole to aid in Santa’s flight. “We do have a flight plan that we discuss months ahead of time with Santa,” Elf […]

24 Hours to Santa’s Launch

The North Pole Command Center officially announces the final countdown to Santa’s launch 24 hours from now. Flight control reports all systems are go and conditions are good for Santa’s flight. “The next 24 hours are very important,” Elf Quinton said. “Santa’s sleigh is being prepared even as I speak. It is not quite ready […]

Santa Updates Go Hourly

Our expanded coverage of Santa’s flight has begun. For the next 24 hours or until Santa launches you can expect a news update from the North Pole at least every hour as we count down the time for Santa’s launch. Santa has asked us for this extra effort this year in an effort to slow […]

Santa Returns Home for a Brief Rest

Santa has returned home for a brief rest and to check on things as they are progressing. It may be the last time we see him before he launches in a little more than 24 hours. Mrs. Claus wants to get some last minute measurements from him so she can tailor his flight suit exactly. […]

North Pole Post Office Slammed with Last Minute Mail

Elf Hugo reports that activity is brisk in Santa’s Post Office. Letters “by the millions” are pouring in to Santa from all over the world. “We have faxes, emails, text messages, letters, packages, drawings, plates of cookies — you name it! They are coming in for Santa like never before.” Elf Hugo said. Santa admits […]

Security Concerns Worry Elf Agent X

They are calling it “Operation Wrap-It-Up”. At this hour hundreds of sleighs pulled by thousands of reindeer are shuttling thousands and thousands of toys around the world to be wrapped and made ready for Santa to pick up on his Christmas flight. And it has Elf Agent X just sick with worry. “You guys don’t […]

Breaking News: Freight Airlift Underway at the North Pole

This is highly unusual. Reports came in about an hour ago from the Tracking Center of hundreds of sleighs coming in from the south. Elf Victor was on one of the first arriving sleighs. He tells me that he has been working with elves all over the world to coordinate a massive airlift of freight […]

Wrapping Department Calls for Help

Elf Wally says he just can’t do it. The workshop is working at such a high rate of speed that the Wrapping Department cannot keep up. And he’s asking for help. This is not an uncommon thing. The Wrapping Department is hard pressed every year to get things done. As you all know, some times […]

Tracking Center Declares Breaking News Soon

The Tracking Center over at North Pole Command has indicated that there will soon be breaking news to report. I don’t have any details yet but perhaps this will explain the mystery of all the missing reindeer. And the missing Elf Victor. And the missing Elf Quinton. I can’t wait to find out what those […]

Where are Santa’s Reindeer?

I went to go see Elf Victor a while ago to discuss his plans for Santa’s reindeer before launch. Reindeer, as you know, are very skittish animals. That means they are very nervous. Elf Victor usually follows a very strict plan for preparing them for Santa’s flight. But I noticed that not only was Elf […]