Captains of several ships at sea in the South Pacific are reporting that Santa has visited them. We don’t know exactly how Santa delivers to a boat. But he does.
And the sailors working these ships are very grateful with what they receive. The folks can be at sea for months so things like books, magazines, newspapers and movies are really appreciated. St. Nicholas, you know, is the patron saint of sailors.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 3669 mph
Reindeer Status: Good.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Cold winds reported in South Dakota; roof damage reported in Tripoli; Mary Poppins sighted in London…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Dubai
Where it is Christmas morning now: Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: