Santa is weaving his way through Asia and Indonesia still at this hour. We just received reports that Santa has been to Jakarta. News coming soon from Santa’s Stables.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: Something is up….
Sleigh Status: 19457 mph
Reindeer Status: Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Multiple reports of anti-Santa personnel in Tehran; dangers reported along Iranian border; warnings from Syria…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Paris
Where it is Christmas morning now: Jakarta, Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: