Russian kids have been urgently warned to go to bed. Meanwhile, Brunei has now reported a visit from Santa.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 22222 mph
Reindeer Status: Very Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Nome, Alaska reports severe cold; cookie shortage reported in Calgary; stocking mail problem reported in South Africa….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Tunis
Where it is Christmas morning now: Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: