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BREAKING NEWS: Contact Lost with Santa’s Sleigh

updateSanta’s sleigh has been declared under a special security alert. That does NOT mean something is wrong with Santa or the sleigh. It means that for some reason we cannot know exactly where he is or what he is doing at this time. We are entriely dependent upon world reports now of Santa’s visits. We expect this to be only a temporary situation. We can confirm that Delhi has reported in the last little while.

Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: – mph
Reindeer Status: Unknown
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-believers mocking in Dublin; roof repairs underway in Monserrat; high snow drifts reported near Zurich…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Greenland
Where it is Christmas morning now: Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta, Sri Lanka, Mongolia, Shanghai, Beijing, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Bulgaria
Hungary
Belgium
Finland
Ukraine

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