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Santa Sighted Near Artic Circle

Ships in the Barents Sea have reported seeing a bright flash of light they can only describe as Santa Claus. The world has a tough time during the early hours of Santa's flight. The Tracking Center gets bombarded with requests to know Santa's…
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Santa LAUNCHES!

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has officially launched from the North Pole on his Christmas Eve ride. The world now awaits reports of his first visits of Christmas 2012. This is the first time in several years that Santa has launched on time.…
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Santa Names Sleigh Contest Winner

Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year's sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the…
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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

Elf Victor has completed hitching the reindeer up to Santa's sleigh and Santa is now talking to each of the reindeer personally. What he says to each of them no one really knows, not even Elf Victor. "Oh, that's between Santa and each reindeer,"…
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Santa’s Workshop Closes for the Season

In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa's Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. "I'm quite…
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Santa Issues First Bedtime Warning

Santa awoke from his nap, took one look at the clock on his dresser and picked up the phone. He called Elf Billy and told him to let the kids in the South Pacific know it is time for them to go to bed! So there you have it, our first bedtime…
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Elf Victor Awakens Reindeer For Santa’s Launch

It is getting real exciting here at the North Pole. Santa launches in just two hours. Santa remains asleep at this time. Mrs. Claus wants him to sleep as long as he possibly can. But his sleigh is ready to go. Elf Gloria gave it her…
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Crowds Gather for Santa’s Launch Despite the Weather

Elf families and non-working crew are beginning to gather over at Santa's Stables. Bleachers have been set up to accommodate the crowds that will come to see Santa off. "They better be bundled up!" cautioned Elf Billy in Santa's Weather…
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Elf Agent X Sends Out Mysterious Alert

Lots of news to report at this hour at the North Pole. First of all, Santa has returned and was immediately put to bed by Mrs. Claus after eating a light snack. She insists that Santa get some good sleep before he takes flight. We're only…
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Tuning Problems for Sleigh Bells Persist

Elf Gloria could only shake her head when she heard the new bells. They looked perfect. But they sounded worse than before. "Santa won't approve this sleigh for flight like this and neither will I!" lectured Elf Gloria. She was speaking…
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Will Santa’s Sleigh Be Ready?

Good news to report! The work of the Tooth Fairies is helping a great deal in the Wrapping Department and Elf Wally says they have really made up a lot of ground in the last hour. But other areas of Operation Merry Christmas are still having…
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Elf Wally Calls in the Tooth Fairies

Elf Wally needs help. So he has called in the Tooth Fairies. Tooth Fairies, as you know, provide a vital function for the world. When they stop what they are doing it is a big deal. But there is no bigger deal in all the world than getting…