Santa Rallies the North Pole
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Santa Rallies the North Pole

Hi everyone! With Santa’s launch now less than 9 days away and the North Pole mired in a funk caused by the Bah Humbug virus Santa returned to the North Pole briefly last night to talk with the elves. “Get up!” Santa said. “Get…
Elves Staying Healthy
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Workshop Elves Lock Themselves Inside

Hi all, Elves in Santa’s workshop have gone into isolation. They are working. But they have cut themselves off from contact with anyone else. At least for a while. They are doing this, of course, to avoid coming down to the Bah…
Secret Mission
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Elf Team Scouting Siberia

[wpgmza id="66"] Moments ago a sleigh launched from the North Pole with a team from the North Pole Flight Command Center. The team of six elves are scouting a location in Siberia for some top secret purpose. "Of course I cannot talk about…
Elf Choir
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Elf Choir Concert Canceled

Merry Tuesday, everyone! To no one’s surprise the Elf Choir Concert that was scheduled has been cancelled. We don’t know if it was canceled because of the Bah Humbug virus or if it was canceled because production has fallen behind. We…
Production Down
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North Pole Falling Behind

Happy Monday! We’re trying our best to be positive today. But the news is pretty rough. In a production meeting very early this morning it was revealed that what was once a promising season has now become a challenge. Santa’s…
Santa Chimneys
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Sleigh Pilots Sign Up for Christmas Eve Duty

Hi everyone! It’s a quiet Sunday here at the North Pole. Normally a day off this time of year is pretty rare but Santa insists on it right now. He says that getting rest and looking after our health is the most important thing. With…
Bah Humbug Virus
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You Don’t Want the Bah Humbug Virus

Hey everyone! Happy Saturday to ya! It is a busy weekend here at the North Pole. There’s only about two weeks left. Yikes! Mrs. Claus is holding a little meeting for all the elves who are well enough to attend who are not working. She’s…
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Tracker Elves Move Meetings Online

Hi everyone! As the Bah Humbug Virus continues to tighten it’s grip on the North Pole elves are becoming more creative than ever in trying to get their work done while avoiding getting the sickness. Tracker elves, for example, have…
Wrapping Dept Sick
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Wrapping Department Hit Hard By Sickness

Hi everyone! The Wrapping Department has been working all year to improve their efficiency. As Elf Crash Murphy has told us, they have a difficult job because their work is usually the last step before a present gets loaded on the sleigh.…
Cupid Wins
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Cupid Gets a Surprise Win!

Wow! Cupid won! The reindeer games came to a surprise conclusion when Cupid – of all reindeer – pulled off a stunning upset with a spectacular free-style sky dance routine. Normally the reindeer games are won on the strength of traditional…
Bah Humbug Virus Spreads
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More Signs of the Bah Humbug Virus

Wow. Not a lot of good news to report here today. Elves are dropping like flies. Over at Santa’s workshop I saw Elf Bernard send 27 elves home early yesterday. He walks around the workshop passing out orange juice and taking temperatures.…
Santa talks
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Santa Talks About His Absence

Greetings, all! I met with Santa the other day. We talked about everything. First – Santa wants you to know that he is taking the Bah Humbug thing seriously. Mrs. Claus has met with medical experts to determine causes and prevention…