Santa's Workshop is 79 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 79 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 79 days behind with 47 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf in Santa’s Workshop, says that the 10 days picked up in the past…
7 Weeks Until Christmas
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7 Weeks Until Christmas

Merry Christmas, gang – there are just 7 weeks until Christmas now! This week we’re gearing up for the Reindeer Games. So many reindeer are here now. They are returning from service in bringing supplies to the North Pole to help in…
Back-up Team of Reindeer
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Fierce Competition for Reindeer Backup Team

Competition among the reindeer for appointment to the back-up team is expected to be fierce. So far, more than 700 reindeer have applied to make the squad. The irony of this is that the back-up squad rarely gets to fly on Christmas Eve. Santa’s…
Different Kind of Halloween
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North Pole Celebrates Halloween

It is a different kind of Halloween at the North Pole this year.   Usually this is just a partial work day, with many elves requesting the day off of work to be home with the families to work on costume and Halloween party plans. There…
Workshop is 89 Days Behind
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Workshop is 89 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 89 days behind with 54 days remaining until Santa’s launch. A frustrating week for elves in Santa’s workshop as production quotas designed to make…
8 Weeks Until Christmas
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8 Weeks Until Christmas

Hi friends, there are now just 8 weeks until Christmas. And guess what? I got to see Trixie, my reindeer, last night. She was home for a few hours to get caught up on her shots. As you know she is on the test flight team for the test…
Reindeer Return to Rest
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Reindeer Return to Rest

Santa’s lead reindeer team has fully returned to the North Pole after more than a month of service in shuttling supplies to the North Pole to help with the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. The reindeer will now prepare for the annual Reindeer…
Elves Transferred
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Elves Transferred to Santa’s Workshop

More elves are being sent to Santa’s workshop to see if production increases can help ease the crisis. Elf Bernard announced today that the following North Pole departments, businesses and organizations are all sending elves to additional…
Santa in North Pole Chat
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Santa Headed to North Pole Chat on Sunday

Santa and Mrs. Claus will be in North Pole Chat tomorrow, Sunday, October 26th at 3pm EDT. There might be only one more chat with Santa and Mrs. Claus between Halloween and Christmas. We remind you that these chats are for informational…
Worried Mail
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Worried Mail Floods the North Pole

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa's Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation…
92 Days Behind
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Workshop is 92 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results…
Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games
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Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games

The efforts of the past month to get needed supplies for Santa’s Workshop appears to be nearing it’s conclusion. Some of Santa’s A-team of reindeer are slated to return this week to the North Pole. Prancer and Vixen are scheduled…