99 Days Behind
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Workshop is 99 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock…
10 Weeks Until Christmas
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10 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello, just ten weeks to go until Christmas. The North Pole Halloween party is just a few weeks away and many here are wondering how different it will be this year. In Santa’s workshop and several other departments the list of elves…
Santa and Mrs. Claus Return
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Santa and Mrs. Claus Return

Santa and Mrs. Claus have returned to the North Pole after their visit to family in Canada for Thanksgiving. Both Santa and Mrs. Claus are busy in meetings today at the North Pole. According to Elf Joel of Santa’s Office Staff Santa…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking…
Santa Wants More Reindeer
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Santa Wants More Reindeer

Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving…
Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
Sleigh Update
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Flight Command Testing a New Sleigh

North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with…
Baby Reindeer Everywhere
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Baby Reindeer Everywhere

There has been a baby boom at the North Pole. There are more baby reindeer than anyone expected this year. They were expecting so many that a special circus-like tent was put up between the Reindeer Barn and the Sleigh Barn. That tent…
Thanksgiving in Canada
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Thanksgiving in Canada

Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole to travel to Canada for celebration of Thanksgiving, which is held there around this time every year. This is a tradition because Mrs. Claus has family there. Because things are so busy for Santa…
Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole
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Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command compared records with the Distribution Department and discovered today that two separate teams of reindeer have set unexpected records in the recent delivery of materials to the North Pole. The Brute Squad, a…
Operation Toy Shop
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Operation Toy Shop Begins

The North Pole Post Office has kicked off a new effort of their own to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. They are calling it Operation Toy Shop. Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, is concerned that believers are…