Super Sleighs Built
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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs

For the past several weeks the Sleigh Department has been building a fleet of what is being called Super Sleighs. These are sleighs that are enormous. They are designed to hold a lot of cargo and they are to be used by the reindeer who…
Special Missions
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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions

North Pole Flight Command and the Reindeer Operations Department announce today that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer are being dispatched on special mission to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Donner and Blitzen, the anchors of Santa’s…
Crisis Management Team Set Up
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Crisis Management Team Set Up

Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command),…
Expanded News Coverage
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Expanded News Coverage of Crisis Announced

As reported via the Santa Update posted by Elf Ernest earlier today the News Department at the North Pole is offering expanded coverage of the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. A new page has been set up specifically for this story – just…
North Pole Navy Sends Ships
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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s…
Reindeer Return
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Surprise Return of Santa’s Reindeer

BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed…
Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade
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Changes to the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade

The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…
Should I Change My Wish List
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Stress About Santa’s Workshop

A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of…
Prancer is Healthy
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Prancer Declared Healthy

Elf Big Sled Ted reports that Prancer, who was in treatment for a moderate injury, is now recovered. Prancer was admitted to the Kringle Reindeer Clinic on September 1st for advanced treatment. Prancer will stay at the North Pole and…
Parade Committee Meets
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Parade Committee Meets

The Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade Committee met today to discuss plans for this year’s parade. The debate, as always, seems to be on what to do when the weather goes back. It’s not if the weather goes bad. It goes bad every year. But…
100 Days Until Santa Launches
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100 Days Until Santa’s Launch

On what would normally be a sleepy Sunday at the North Pole a press conference for North Pole media has been held at North Pole Flight Command to mark a milestone in Operation Merry Christmas – the 100 days until Santa’s Launch mark. In…