The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Wish lists for Santa
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The Difference Between an Email and a Wish List

With Elf Hugo of the North Pole Post Office to visit North Pole Chat today there is little doubt that one of the things to be discussed will be the difference between an email and a wish list for Santa. A wish list goes to Santa but it…
Christmas Cookies
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The Power of Christmas Cookies

There are many believers writing in good questions to the North Pole about cookies for Santa. Some are sending in recipes and a few are even sending actual cookies for Santa to test. Santa appreciates it but you have to remember a few…
Santa Speaks
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Santa Speaks of the Workshop Crisis

So much concerning mail is streaming into the North Pole Post Office about the crisis in Santa’s workshop that Santa himself has weighed in on the matter. “Worries and concerns for the elves in the workshop is not something you should…
Need for Speed
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The Need for Speed at the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command reported last night that a record number of sleigh flights have left the North Pole in recent days. The nature of those flights are no secret: they are moving completed working from Santa’s Workshop and the…
Workshop is 21 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 21 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 21 days behind with 12 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Santa’s workshop has worked almost non-stop since September when this was identified as…
Reindeer in Quarantine
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Reindeer Go Into Quarantine

North Pole Flight Command announced late last night that Santa has named his starting team of reindeer. While there are no unknown or unexpected name on that list what they did not mention was that the reindeer have been put into quarantine. Maybe…
Test Flights
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Test Flights to End Soon

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh may be ending soon. According to flight planners in North Pole Flight Command, the test flights just entered Sector 5 near the US and Mexican border near San Diego. Engineers are testing some loaded…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of the Kringle Plan Santa wants to increase tracker elves who track Santa for Santa by 5 million. North Pole Flight Command said Santa wants 3 million of those in Sector 5 alone.…
More Sleighs and Reindeer
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Huge Increase in Sleighs and Reindeer

North Pole Flight Command today announced yet another big increase in the number of reindeer assigned to active service. 5000 more reindeer were activated today, bringing the total to 7,000 put into service in the first week of December alone. “This…
Elf on the Shelf
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Elf on the Shelf to Be Addressed in North Pole Chat

It could be a very interesting time in North Pole Chat this coming Sunday. Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News will be the guest at 3pm EST. Elf Frank launched an investigation into Elf on the Shelf this week after reporting on a…
Sleighs
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Sleigh Department Quickly Building More Sleighs

There are more sleighs at the North Pole than any other place on earth. The Sleigh Department is rushing to build even more of them. You can thank the crisis in Santa’s workshop for making it necessary. Last Christmas Eve, more than…
Santa's List Day
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Santa’s List Day at the North Pole

It is Santa’s list day at the North Pole. That has nothing to do with a naughty or nice list but everything to do with YOUR list for Santa. Nearly two months ago the North Pole Post Office launched Operation Toy Shop, a reminder campaign…