The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Santa Wants More Reindeer
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Santa Wants More Reindeer

Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving…
Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
Sleigh Update
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Flight Command Testing a New Sleigh

North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with…
Baby Reindeer Everywhere
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Baby Reindeer Everywhere

There has been a baby boom at the North Pole. There are more baby reindeer than anyone expected this year. They were expecting so many that a special circus-like tent was put up between the Reindeer Barn and the Sleigh Barn. That tent…
Thanksgiving in Canada
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Thanksgiving in Canada

Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole to travel to Canada for celebration of Thanksgiving, which is held there around this time every year. This is a tradition because Mrs. Claus has family there. Because things are so busy for Santa…
Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole
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Record Setting Deliveries to the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command compared records with the Distribution Department and discovered today that two separate teams of reindeer have set unexpected records in the recent delivery of materials to the North Pole. The Brute Squad, a…
Operation Toy Shop
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Operation Toy Shop Begins

The North Pole Post Office has kicked off a new effort of their own to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. They are calling it Operation Toy Shop. Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, is concerned that believers are…
Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule
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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he…
Halloween Party is Optional
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Halloween Party Made Optional

The head of Santa’s workshop, Elf Bernard, announced today that Santa’s workshop will remain open on Halloween, which is on Friday, October 31st. He said elves can volunteer to work that day or optionally take the day off to celebrate…
Answers to Anxious Questions
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Crash Answers Anxious Questions

The North Pole Post Office reports today that mail to the North Pole has arrived in record volume for the month of September. According to Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop has changed…
Super Sleighs Built
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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs

For the past several weeks the Sleigh Department has been building a fleet of what is being called Super Sleighs. These are sleighs that are enormous. They are designed to hold a lot of cargo and they are to be used by the reindeer who…