The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

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Crowds Gathering for Launch

The sleigh barn is packed. No, not with sleighs and reindeer. With elves...and their families. They are all there to witness the launch of Santa's sleigh, now just a few hours away. They are packed in like sardines. Here's a radio…
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Santa Says He is Ready

Santa has not had a lot of rest. In fact, as of right now, he's still meeting with children. Nevertheless, he's saying he feels good, he's rested and he is ready to go. Meanwhile, on North Pole Radio News they dealt with a non-believer…
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Christmas Eve Now in South America

South America is soon to welcome in Christmas Eve and folks there are getting ready. Not every elf is yet in position, though. For our main guy in Sector 5 in North America, you could say he's a bit behind schedule. That's okay. Santa…
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Will Santa Arrive Early?

One of the big features of the North Pole Christmas party is the sugar cookie pool. Elves bet on whether Santa will deliver on time and return early to the North Pole. Right now the smart cookie is all on Santa. Elves are betting heavily…
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Wrapping it up in the Wrapping Department

Another breaking news story: the Wrapping Department has completed their work. I cannot remember the last time the Wrapping Department finished before Santa launched. This is incredible. It really sets the stage for Santa to set some speed…
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Test Flight Returns Bringing Eggnog

Elf Test Pilot Vicky Blaze has returned from the final test flight of Santa's sleigh and she has brought a surprise: eggnog! "Bless her heart," Elf Hank, head of the North Pole Christmas Party said. "She stopped by a store and cleaned them…
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Assignments Handed Out to Tracker Professionals

Have you seen an elf nearby? You might. Santa has sent out all kinds of elves from the North Pole on important missions. Many of them are tracker pros. The professional Santa tracker is one who embeds himself in a location to learn the culture…
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North Pole Post Office Super Busy

I don't think this is surprising news to anyone: the North Pole Post Office is just swamped. I tried calling to speak with Elf Hugo but he is so busy he cannot even answer the phone. If you want, you can call or text your late wishlist to…
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Christmas Eve Soon in Sector 3

Our countdown continues as we watch the clock as Christmas Eve descends in Europe and Africa, or as we call that part of the world, Sector 3. Sector 3 is a big sector just filled with believers. Santa has many friends there. They are…
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Lighter Air Traffic at the North Pole

Greetings! Air traffic control at the North Pole appears to be lighter for this time of the day and that has many elves talking. Without as many sleighs coming and going to and from the North Pole it feels a little funny for some elves.…
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Santa’s Sleigh Takes One Last Test Flight

Santa's sleigh has just launched on it's final test flight of this season. The final test flight of Santa's sleigh is a North Pole Christmas Eve tradition. I honestly don't think the sleigh needs this last flight, I'm sure it is just fine.…
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Santa’s Workshop Completes Its Mission

Wow, this is a shocker: Santa's workshop is done! They have completed their mission and elves working in the workshop are either dispersing to help in other departments or they are headed over to the Claus residence for the traditional North…