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Instanbul Reports

Santa is back in his homeland of Turkey. The cities of Instanbul and Ankara have reported in the past little while that Santa has been there. From here Santa has a number of options. He can head into northern Europe or down into Africa.…
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Santa is in Iran

He's flying high and he's flying fast. And he has a military escort made up of free nations around the world and armed to the teeth. With him are sixteen sleighs from Elf Agent X's department, which is charged with protecting Santa. When you…
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Sri Lanka Reports!

Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa's current position -- he's all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people…
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Santa Slows Down Dramatically

Santa has headed south and is making headway but his speed is noticeably slower. "Well, it is easy to see why," Elf Quinton quipped. "He's using a 1942 model sleigh. All the reindeer in the world aren't going to make that relic go faster.…
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Santa Swipes Mrs. Claus’ Sleigh, Heads for Turkey

Santa got impatient waiting for the sleigh repair crew from the North Pole and loaded Mrs. Claus' sleigh and hitched the reindeer to it and took off. Mrs. Claus is now stranded in Northern Russia with a sleigh that won't fly. But have no worries,…
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Santa Still Grounded in Russia

Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He's eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can't fly right now due to…
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Santa Reports Sleigh Problems in Russia

As Santa pulled into a frozen mountain meadow in northern Russia he called in to Elf Quinton to report a problem with the sleigh. Evidently he hit a tree coming in for a landing and didn't see a cell phone tower sticking up in the middle of…
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Santa in Northern Russia

Santa is again up near the artic circle in Northern Russia visiting coast fishing villages and military outposts. We are hearing radio reports in the tracking center of communication between his sleigh and the sleigh Mrs. Claus left on just…
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Kabul Reports a Merry Christmas

Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems. The frenzy continues…
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Mrs. Claus Leaves the North Pole with a Picnic Basket

Mrs. Claus has left the North Pole on a sleigh pulled by four reindeer, moving south at a very rapid pace. It isn't unusual for Mrs. Claus to leave the North Pole on this day. She usually joins Santa on the last leg of his flight, most often…
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Kathmandu Reports!

Santa is all over the map in his deliveries. Kathmandu is now reporting as well as tiny villages at the base of Mt. Everest. It is expected that Santa will slow down a little as he heads north into Russia. The middle east is coming up in the…
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India Reports!

Santa is in India. We've received numerous confirmations that folks there are waking up to a happy Christmas morning there. Somewhere in his travels Santa has ordered ten sleighs filled with elves, wrapping paper, tape and scissors to leave…