North Pole Navy Sends Ships
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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…