Halloween Party is Optional
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Halloween Party Made Optional

The head of Santa’s workshop, Elf Bernard, announced today that Santa’s workshop will remain open on Halloween, which is on Friday, October 31st. He said elves can volunteer to work that day or optionally take the day off to celebrate…
Answers to Anxious Questions
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Crash Answers Anxious Questions

The North Pole Post Office reports today that mail to the North Pole has arrived in record volume for the month of September. According to Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop has changed…
Tracker Elves
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Tracker Elves Pressed into Service

Tracker elves will be pressed into service to help with the Crisis in Santa's Workshop, according to Elf Crash Murphy, the International Director of Santa Trackers, who mentioned it in North Pole Chat today. The North Pole Chat covered a wide…
Super Sleighs Built
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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs

For the past several weeks the Sleigh Department has been building a fleet of what is being called Super Sleighs. These are sleighs that are enormous. They are designed to hold a lot of cargo and they are to be used by the reindeer who…
Special Missions
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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions

North Pole Flight Command and the Reindeer Operations Department announce today that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer are being dispatched on special mission to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Donner and Blitzen, the anchors of Santa’s…
Crisis Management Team Set Up
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Crisis Management Team Set Up

Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command),…
Expanded News Coverage
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Expanded News Coverage of Crisis Announced

As reported via the Santa Update posted by Elf Ernest earlier today the News Department at the North Pole is offering expanded coverage of the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. A new page has been set up specifically for this story – just…
North Pole Navy Sends Ships
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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s…
Workshop Crisis Gets Worse
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Santa’s Workshop is VERY Behind

After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe…