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Sleigh Bells Just Are Not Ready

I'm hearing some crazy things are being argued over in the sleigh barn about...sleigh bells. I also hear some are taking those arguments seriously. I find it kind of funny that nothing so far has caused Santa to budge on his launch time.…
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Help Name Santa’s Sleigh

One of the last things Santa does before he launches is to name the sleigh. All year long he takes suggestions. In fact, you can still suggest a name for Santa's sleigh. But hurry. Time is running short. -- Elf Ernest The Big Map…
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Elves Rush to Prep Santa’s Sleigh

Everything seems so rushed this year. Even getting Santa's sleigh ready. The problem, as we've already reported, are the sleigh bells. Don't know what they are going to do about that. -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight…
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Santa’s Sleigh Returns

Well, I tried to watch it. But the snow is blowing sideways, nearly blinding everyone out there. All I saw was a puff of snow. And then I heard this on the radio: -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…
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Sleigh Summoned Home

The flight command center is blowing the whistle on the final test flight of Santa's sleigh. They have ordered the boys to bring it home. This is another sign that Santa is soon to launch. -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole…
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Test Flight Lights Up Europe

And now the emails of sightings of Santa's sleigh are coming in from all over Europe. I wonder if Elf Vernon is doing this on purpose? Here's the latest from Kringle Radio: -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…
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Snow Getting in the Way of Launch Preparation

The lessons of last year's epic blizzard were pretty profound. They had a real problem then knowing where just to put all the snow they were moving. This year they don't want to move the snow. I see elves out there with flamethrowers trying…
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Test Flight Ending Soon?

The final test flight of Santa's sleigh sure seems to be covering a lot of ground this year. They are back over the Atlantic. We have to wonder how much longer it will be before it heads home. I think it is about time. -- Elf Ernest The…
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Dominicans Get Good Look at Sleigh

This is really cool. We're getting excited emails from officials in the Dominican Republic claiming to have seen the test flight of Santa's sleigh. They don't get to see a lot of flying sleighs down there, I guess. Here's the latest…
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Sleigh Finally Heads South

The final test flight of Santa's sleigh is going exceptionally well. It appears Elf Vernon has finally turned the sleigh south and is now somewhere over the equator, in the heat. He likely won't stay there long, as the heat is hard on the…
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Test Flight Avoids Colliding with Another Sleigh

The skies are crowded up there today! The test flight of Santa's sleigh is contending with so many other sleighs in the skies they nearly collided with one. Everyone is okay. But it speaks to how busy things are today. -- Elf Ernest The…
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Test Flight Sticks to Cooler Air

Santa's test flight has kept so far to northern areas where the air is cold. Not sure why, but that is what it has done so far. This is the latest news from Kringle Radio: -- Elf Ernest The Big Map | North Pole Flight Command | Certified…