Santa Sighting Proven False

Santa Sighting Proven False

Hi all,

Nearly a week ago we reported a possible Santa sighting in Alaska.

It appears now that report was false.

The guys over in the Tracking Center are not saying why that report is false. We only know that Elf Agent X got involved in the investigation and that locked down all the details.

So we are back to once again not knowing where Santa is or when we will hear from him.

We also don’t know when Santa will be back.

But we assume that will happen before Christmas.

Wait a minute….what if Santa does NOT come back before Christmas? What then?

I think I will schedule a meeting with Mrs. Claus.

We should talk about this.

Elf Ernest