False Reports of Santa in the Philippines

We have been bombarded with false reports of Santa’s visits to the Philippines in the last little while.

There is no way that Santa has already been to the Philippines. It is early Christmas Eve evening in the Philippines and Santa would not interrupt all the Christmas Eve festivities going on there.

We think Santa wants to surprise everyone with where his first visits would be but even elves in the tracking center say there is no way Santa would deliver in Manila first, as some people there are claiming.

Spotter elves in the Philippines are saying that the bogus early reports are the results of too many firecrackers, eggnog and sugar cookies.

Meanwhile, we await word from Santa. It has been about 30 minutes since he declared radio silence.

Tasmania
Eastern Australia
Islands of the Tasman Sea
Vanatu
Marshall Islands

— Elf Ernest

  

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