India Reports Santa in the Skies

Santa is in India now as several cities there have already reported a Merry Christmas.

Meanwhile, Elf Agent X in the last hour has sent out a notification of a need for more secret spies — elves-in-training, we call them — to help Santa on this flight TODAY. Frankly, Santa needs more eyes on the ground and reports from the following areas: Eastern Canada, Mexico, Venezuela, Brazil, and all over the United States. The following cities are a real concern: Montreal, St. Johns, Augusta, Boston, Jacksonville, West Monroe, Knoxville, Cleveland, Topeka, Dallas, Guadalajara, Veracruz, Caracas, Sao Paulo and all cities in New Jersey.

Sign up your friends and put them to work as elves for Santa!

Turkey
Israel
Saudi Arabia
Mogadishu
Kuwait City
Baghad

— Elf Ernest

  

Santa Tracking is now being broadcast live from the North Pole at