The Internet is full of all kinds of phoney Santa trackers put out by search engines and governments. These sites often “guess” where Santa is while others just put out erroneous or out-dated information. Over the past several hours, thanks largely we believe to these bogus sources, we have been receiving false reports of deliveries by Santa.
How do we know they are false?
Well, c’mon. Santa hasn’t even left the North Pole yet. And who would know that better than us. Besides…it’s still December 23rd in most places or early December 24th. Santa hasn’t delivered to anyone yet.
Relax. Think. Embrace the obvious. Stick with us.
NORTH POLE RADIO NEWS
OPERATION MERRY CHRISTMAS STATUS
Santa: Resting at the North Pole
Sector 1 – Oceania, Australia, New Zealand & South Pacific: ACTIVE
Sector 2 – Asia & The Middle East: ACTIVE
Sector 3 – Europe & Africa: ACTIVE
Sector 4 – Atlantic, Greenland & South America: CHECKING IN
Sector 5 – Central & North America: CHECKING IN
~ North Pole Flight Command – News of Santa’s Flight, reindeer, sleigh and bedtime advisories
~ ElfHQ.com – Department of Elf Resources, North Pole. Become an Elf
~ SantaTrackers.net – Track Santa for Santa (Elves only)