Among the emergency reports given to us we have one in particular that is being abused rather regularly, especially by Junior Tracker elves: the Pipeline to Santa Report. The purpose of this report is to get information straight to Santa, hopefully when he is on the sleigh. It would be used only in emergency situations […]
Christmas Eve bedtimes are a very important topic for all believers, all parents – and even for Santa. To ensure efficient delivery, which is the job of North Pole Flight Command, we operate what we call the Bedtime Advisory Desk. Their sole job is to communicate bedtime advisories. They do this through this special page […]
My Fellow Trackers, I am humbled to take on my new duties with you as Associate Director of Santa Trackers and I address you now as a first step in my new role. Elf Crash Murphy, my boss and your boss, has asked me to step up in communicating to you just what is happening […]
Stocking mail always brings a lot of questions. It could be because we only use stocking mail when Santa allows us on Christmas Eve. What is stocking mail? It is a one-way communication service. When Santa gives the signal to use stocking mail there is one thing that happens: You put your note or message […]
The saga of the back-up team of reindeer serving Santa this Christmas Eve just took a new twist as those reindeer have now been nominated and named by Santa for service. They are: Pokey, Thor, Trixie, The Mighty Mick, Hecules, Flash, Dash, Cash, and Mash. The backup team of reindeer have a lonely and unheralded […]
We are pleased to announce the promotion of Elf Z of North Pole Flight Command as Associate Director of Santa Trackers. He will report to Elf Crash Murphy and will assist him in all duties. Elf Z has been working special projects at North Pole Flight Command, with a special emphasis on AI. His most […]
The difficult news about the crisis in Santa’s workshop has led to a cascading series of events, including the early check-ins of tracker elves worldwide. More elves were requested for duty in Santa’s Workshop from other North Pole departments, including in North Pole Flight Command. As elves were lost there that led to step-up efforts […]
Santa Trackers can now begin early check-ins, according to Elf Crash Murphy, the International Director of Santa Trackers. Tracker elves have been hard at work for months relaying information to the North Pole that will be crucial for Santa’s flight. Thanks to those efforts Santa has a solid flight plan in place to make his […]
After discussion with the Elf Supervisors this evening we have determined to open check-in for tracker elves through Christmas Eve. This process is an important part of tracking Santa for Santa. Your Elf Supervisors need to know who is working and who is not. I know I asked you to send in an Elf Status […]
As you may have read at SantaUpdate.com today things are getting even crazier in Santa’s Workshop. The workshop is 13 days behind with just five days to go until Santa’s launch. This is an “all hands on deck” situation. Santa’s workshop needs more help – a lot more help. Every department at the North Pole […]
There are now just five days until Santa’s launch. Santa’s sleigh ended the run of test flights, as we reported yesterday. Engineers are very pleased with the results. There will be one final test flight, to be taken in the actual sleigh Santa will fly, in the hours before his launch. That flight is scheduled […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 13 days behind with 5 days remaining until Santa’s launch. While many feel optimistic about where things stand Elf Bernard is clearly not pleased. He has conferred with Santa and is meeting with other top elves today to seek new ideas. At North […]
