1500 More Reindeer Activated
North Pole Flight Command has notified the Reindeer Operations Department of their intention to activate 1500 more reindeer as soon as today. This brings the total of reindeer activated this week to 2000. Never in the history of the North Pole have so many reindeer been called up this early in Operation Merry Christmas. This […]
20 days remain until Santa launches from the North Pole. North Pole Flight Command notes this marker in several significant ways. The start of this week saw an audit being performed of tracker elf reports from every sector and looking for holes in the information provided. By this weekend the Elf Supervisors will have a […]
Stocking mail is getting an upgrade test in the coming days. This is a closed test being conducted between the North Pole Post Office and remote facilities run at the South Pole. Stocking mail has been a fixture of Christmas Eve postal services at the North Pole for many years. Most do not realize that […]
The Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]

