More Tracker Elves Needed
After long discussions with Santa, Elf Roger Star, director of North Pole Flight Command, has informed the Tracking Department of the immediate need for 5 million more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. “That sounds like a lot but it really isn’t at this time of the year.” Elf Roger Star, who previously served […]
North Pole Flight Command today activated 5000 more reindeer, bringing the total of reindeer placed into service during the first week of December to 7000. The reindeer were activated to help move gifts, presents, toys and surprises made by Santa’s workshop to strategic locations around the world so they can later be loaded on to […]
North Pole Flight Command has notified the Reindeer Operations Department of their intention to activate 1500 more reindeer as soon as today. This brings the total of reindeer activated this week to 2000. Never in the history of the North Pole have so many reindeer been called up this early in Operation Merry Christmas. This […]
20 days remain until Santa launches from the North Pole. North Pole Flight Command notes this marker in several significant ways. The start of this week saw an audit being performed of tracker elf reports from every sector and looking for holes in the information provided. By this weekend the Elf Supervisors will have a […]

