Entries by Elf Harold Star

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Santa’s Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule

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Santa's Workshop is 128 Days Behind Schedule



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The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he sees progress since the task force was formed a week ago. In that time Santa’s reindeer have been taken […]

Canada Very Active

Sleigh ActivityHi Gang, Right now we are kind of in a holding pattern with Flight Command. I’ve asked them for clear direction of how we can help them and they keep telling me to just wait. All the sleigh flight activity that’s not related to the test flights of Santa’s sleigh so far seems to be […]

Watching the Skies

Watching the SkiesHi Elves of Sector 1! As you may have heard on North Pole Radio News the activity covering the crisis in Santa’s Workshop is supposed to be affecting all Sectors and the work we do as tracker elves. I have been listening to Elf Crash and the elves at North Pole Flight Command to figure […]
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Halloween Party Made Optional

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Halloween Party Made Optional



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The head of Santa’s workshop, Elf Bernard, announced today that Santa’s workshop will remain open on Halloween, which is on Friday, October 31st. He said elves can volunteer to work that day or optionally take the day off to celebrate Halloween as they customarily do. A quick survey of elves in Santa’s workshop indicates that […]

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Crash Answers Anxious Questions

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Crash Answers Anxious Questions



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The North Pole Post Office reports today that mail to the North Pole has arrived in record volume for the month of September. According to Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop has changed the natural flow of mail this month. Instead of sending wish lists and emails […]

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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs

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Sleigh Department Builds Super Sleighs



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For the past several weeks the Sleigh Department has been building a fleet of what is being called Super Sleighs. These are sleighs that are enormous. They are designed to hold a lot of cargo and they are to be used by the reindeer who have recently been assigned to special missions. Those missions begin […]

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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions

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Santa’s Reindeer Given Special Missions



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North Pole Flight Command and the Reindeer Operations Department announce today that Santa’s A-Team of reindeer are being dispatched on special mission to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Donner and Blitzen, the anchors of Santa’s team, are paired with a team of freighters lovingly referred to as the Brute Squad. The Brute Squad […]

All Trackers on Alert

All Elves on AlertIt is only the end of September but I feel compelled to issue an alert for all Santa Trackers world wide. There is a crisis in Santa’s Workshop and elves from nearly every department at the North Pole are mobilizing to help in the effort. We are equally called upon to join in the effort. […]
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Important North Pole Chat on Sunday

This Sunday’s discussion in North Pole Chat now carries far greater implications than originally planned. The International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy, was originally scheduled to host a general Question-and-Answer chat. But given the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop there are new duties and expectations of Tracker Elves who track Santa for Santa and […]

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Crisis Management Team Set Up

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Crisis Management Team Set Up



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Santa has assembled a Crisis Management Team to oversee the project of getting Santa’s Workshop back on track. The team includes many familiar names: Elf Wally (Head of Distribution), Elf Roger Star (Director of North Pole Flight Command), Elf Bernard (Head of Santa’s Workshop), Elf Ernest (Senior VP of Public Relations), Elf Rusty Belz (North […]

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Expanded News Coverage of Crisis Announced

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Expanded News Coverage of Crisis Announced



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As reported via the Santa Update posted by Elf Ernest earlier today the News Department at the North Pole is offering expanded coverage of the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. A new page has been set up specifically for this story – just to keep you updated on the latest news. We are also pleased to […]

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North Pole Navy Adds Ships

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North Pole Navy Adds Ships



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North Pole Flight Command announced late yesterday the addition of 16 freighters to the fleet of ships deployed in support of Operation Merry Christmas. It is believed the ships will be working special missions to help re-supply Santa’s workshop with materials required to make toys. Flight Command also announced the deployment of the Kringle Emergency […]