Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for Santa is different than just merely tracking Santa. It means becoming an elf by taking […]
Boy, what a day it has been. Meetings, phone calls, Zoom meetings – we have just had it all going on. Basically it all boils down to this, gang: this crisis in Santa’s workshop is changing the face of tracking Santa for Santa this year. I’m still trying to figure out how it is going […]
Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving with family in Canada to hold the impromptu meeting. In the meeting Santa directed Elf Victor […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started estimating how many days behind the Workshop is they have made up more than a […]
North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with a new AI-enhanced device known as the Believer Information System. Elf Buck […]
Have you noticed all the use of AI in everything right now? School teachers and college professors are beside themselves with how many students these days use ChatGPT or some other kind of “artificial Intelligence” to do their homework assignments. AI is being used in everything from buying tickets for shows or for transportation; to […]
A new version of Santa’s Sleigh – #4 – has been ordered to be built and rushed to test flight teams out in the field as soon as possible. Engineers in Flight Command that reports of the performance of Santa’s Sleigh are exceptional. They declare that the sleigh is weeks ahead of schedule in its […]
There has been a baby boom at the North Pole. There are more baby reindeer than anyone expected this year. They were expecting so many that a special circus-like tent was put up between the Reindeer Barn and the Sleigh Barn. That tent is full to over flowing. They have now taken over the Staging […]
Santa and Mrs. Claus left the North Pole to travel to Canada for celebration of Thanksgiving, which is held there around this time every year. This is a tradition because Mrs. Claus has family there. Because things are so busy for Santa and Mrs. Claus during November and December they like to take this break […]
North Pole Flight Command compared records with the Distribution Department and discovered today that two separate teams of reindeer have set unexpected records in the recent delivery of materials to the North Pole. The Brute Squad, a team of reindeer temporarily anchored by Donner and Blitzen, delivered a load of wood from Brazil in just […]
The North Pole Post Office has kicked off a new effort of their own to aid in the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. They are calling it Operation Toy Shop. Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole Post Office, is concerned that believers are holding back in sending wish lists to Santa this year. He says […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 128 days behind with 82 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard, head elf of Santa’s Workshop, admits those remain daunting numbers but he sees progress since the task force was formed a week ago. In that time Santa’s reindeer have been taken […]
