The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 89 days behind with 54 days remaining until Santa’s launch. A frustrating week for elves in Santa’s workshop as production quotas designed to make greater progress on the deficit of work accomplished for the year fell back a bit. What happened? It was […]
Santa’s lead reindeer team has fully returned to the North Pole after more than a month of service in shuttling supplies to the North Pole to help with the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. The reindeer will now prepare for the annual Reindeer Games, scheduled to begin on November 10th. Between now and then the reindeer […]
More elves are being sent to Santa’s workshop to see if production increases can help ease the crisis. Elf Bernard announced today that the following North Pole departments, businesses and organizations are all sending elves to additional work crews to Santa’s workshop: Wrapping Department North Pole Post Office North Pole Motor Pool Sleigh Department – […]
Test Flights of Santa’s Sleigh will be shifting over the next few weeks. They have been in Sector 1 for a month and previously were in both Sectors 5 and 3. But after a brief run through South America and Sector 4 they will be going through speed trials. Speed trials are long runs that […]
The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa’s Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation Toy Shop, an initiative to encourage the timely submission of wish lists for Santa. By sending […]
North Pole Flight Command is reporting that sleigh sighting reports have spiked from tracker elves in nearly every sector over the past month. “We’ve never seen anything like it,” said Elf Wilbur Boeing, a flight analyst at Flight Command. “Freelance elf reports seem to be dominating this trend and they appear to be coming from […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results of the past week. Essentially, while the Workshop performed at a very high level, it needs to do […]
The efforts of the past month to get needed supplies for Santa’s Workshop appears to be nearing it’s conclusion. Some of Santa’s A-team of reindeer are slated to return this week to the North Pole. Prancer and Vixen are scheduled to return after weeks of running materials from South East Asia with Team Loco, a […]
North Pole Flight Command is watching the weather more than usual due to the extra efforts to help Santa’s workshop. Current conditions include periods of white out, somewhat impacting arriving and departing sleighs at the North Pole Sleigh Port. According to Elf Seymour Snow even long-range weather forecasts indicate heavy snow for the North Pole. […]
Hi Elves! I have a report I need from all elves in all sectors at this time – a Local Christmas Report. Please go to this link to send it in to your Elf Supervisor. We are not expecting a huge positive response from this report. But let me tell you why we’re doing this. […]
The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock to catch up. Santa and Mrs. Claus have met with department heads in the workshop, in Reindeer Operations, […]
Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for Santa is different than just merely tracking Santa. It means becoming an elf by taking […]
