Conditions in North Pole Flight Command are so uptight right now that Elf Crash Murphy reports that he cannot even get inside. In the radio news report filed just a short time ago on Kringle Radio Elves Frank and Crash talk about Flight Command and what could be going on. It turns out it may […]
Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy hosted a chat in North Pole Chat today to discuss upcoming events during Christmas in July and to catch up on North Pole News since both were out on vacation. They stirred up a hornet’s nest, it seems, when both reported being unable to find news at North Pole […]
Christmas in July is the 2nd biggest news month of the year. In the North Pole Radio News report for today you can hear Elf Frank Myrrh discuss that with professor of North Pole History, Elf Dr. Grant Smedley. Dr. Smedley said Christmas in July is a big news month because it is the time […]
The debate over Santa’s sleigh and when test flights for it will begin is over. Santa has engineered a compromise to begin test flights in July. Santa’s sleigh was scheduled to being test flights in September. But a special department at the North Pole charged with double checking details claimed that was not soon enough. […]
Santa has announced that Toyvember will end soon. Elves worldwide are encouraged to get their submissions in no later than Saturday, May 21st. Toyvember was called way back on February 21st of this year. That makes this event a full three-month Toyvember, the longest ever in history. Toyvember is a special brain-storming event all about […]
Elf vacations happen a lot during the months of May and June, and this is the newest topic of the North Pole Podcast with Elves Frank and Crash. Between now and Leon Day (June 25th) a lot of elves head out to find fun and recreation. What do they do? Well, the same things you […]
Mother’s Day is approaching and the North Pole celebrates it faithfully. In this latest report from North Pole Radio News elves Frank and Crash talk about North Pole plans to celebrate it this weekend and just what Santa does to remind the elves about their Mom’s. Crash also speculates about changes this month at the […]
The world of tracker elves has seen a surprising number of new elements so far this year. We thought it best to give you a tracker update. The Elf Community at SantaTrackers.net has been completely remodeled. A points system has been installed to help active tracker elves to move along in their elf careers. A […]
Late last week North Pole Flight Command quietly broke the news of a warning over the plan for Santa’s sleigh this year. Since then a debate has erupted over the issue. The warning, given by the Department of Redundancy Department, claims that not enough is being done to prepare Santa’s sleigh for flight this year. […]
Santa, Elf Roger Star and a small staff of attending elves left the North Pole today in the early morning hours by sleigh bound for Costa Rica, where Elf Supervisor meetings will be held all week. The Elf Supervisor event was announced more than a month ago after major revisions to the Tracker Elf Program […]
