Entries by Elf Harold Star

You Don’t Need an Elf

No Elf on the ShelfWe have seen a huge increase in kids who want to know where their “elf” is this year. For many, the “elf on the shelf” tradition has run for years. Every year, allegedly, an elf shows up in a home and plays tricks, moves around and does silly things until Santa comes. Some children claim […]

Local Christmas Report Needed

Flight Command just issued an update for us and they would like a fresh Local Christmas Report from all areas of Sector 2. The report can be found at this link. We have had good steady reports the last couple of days. Please keep up the good work!

20 Days Until Santa’s Launch

20 Days Until Santa's Launch20 days remain until Santa launches from the North Pole. North Pole Flight Command notes this marker in several significant ways. The start of this week saw an audit being performed of tracker elf reports from every sector and looking for holes in the information provided. By this weekend the Elf Supervisors will have a […]

Get Tracking Questions in to Santa

Questions for SantaSeveral weeks ago we were alerted to the fact that Santa will be addressing the tracker elf community about Tracking Santa this year and that he wanted your questions. This is a reminder that there is still time to send in those questions. Elf Crash will be in North Pole Chat before Christmas too and […]

Landing Zone Update

Landing Zone ReportFlight Command does not feel like they have a good handle on landing zones set up for Santa in our sector. My feedback to them is that I’m not sure how many of our trackers have a landing zone set up. It’s not a requirement. But, if you DO have a landing zone you want […]

Sleigh Sightings Possible

Sleigh SightingsNorth Pole Flight Command has informed me that sleigh sightings are possible in Sector 1 in the following areas over the next few days: Tokyo Wellington Suva Guam Bering Straight South China Sea These are common air traffic corridors where staging locations are set for support of Santa’s flight. Some of these areas are waterways […]

Stocking Mail Upgrade Tested

Stocking MailStocking mail is getting an upgrade test in the coming days. This is a closed test being conducted between the North Pole Post Office and remote facilities run at the South Pole. Stocking mail has been a fixture of Christmas Eve postal services at the North Pole for many years. Most do not realize that […]
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Does Santa Have Enough Tracker Elves?

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Does Santa Have Enough Tracker Elves?



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A late report yesterday at North Pole Flight Command has caught most people by surprise: Santa may NOT have enough elves tracking Santa for Santa this year. The Department of Redundancy Department at the North Pole reported that their internal audit of the numbers reflects a possible deficiency in the number of trackers Santa will […]

Report Suggests More Tracker Elves Are Needed

More Trackers NeededThe Department of Redundancy Department filed a report with North Pole Flight Command today suggesting that more tracker elves are needed to track Santa for Santa this year. The report comes as a big surprise because the Tracking Department’s own accounting suggests that recruitment numbers for new tracker elves are at an all-time high and […]

Elf Status Update

Elf StatusTrackers of Sector 1 – things are definitely picking up. I need to know who’s working and who is not right now. Please update your Elf Status as soon as you can. I strong urge you as well to become familiar with all our tracker reports. I think we’re going to be sending in a […]

Weather Updates Needed in Northern Areas

Weather ReportsFlight Command is requesting – rather insistently and urgently — that trackers in our northern areas please send in updated Weather Reports right away. This directly has to do with flights supporting the Kringle Plan. What are northern areas? Just about any area that can get snow at this time of year. So, Siberia, Northern […]

Local Christmas Report Update Needed

Local Christmas ReportHello trackers in Europe and Africa, North Pole Flight Command is asking for an updated Local Christmas Report from our sector. I’m not sure why, but let’s get it to them. Like Sector 5, we can report very active new tracker elf signups over the past week. Welcome to all of our new trackers! Please […]