North Pole Flight Command today announced the deployment of more ships of the North Pole Navy. Currently, the following command ships are supporting the test flights of Santa’s sleigh: • SS Jinglebelle • SS Tannenbaum • SS Mistletoe • SS Rudolph • SS Eggnog • SS Snowflake Those ships will remain in activity centered on […]
Years ago I got my start in the news business quite by accident. I was working in the North Pole Post Office and there we received lots of letters that were not FOR Santa but were ABOUT Santa. They still get these kinds of letters. They were letters from kids with doubts. Or from people […]Santa’s main reindeer team – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph – have been evaluated by the team at Santa’s Stables and all are reportedly in excellent shape. In an interesting development Santa’s A-team has been moved into isolation. That is usually a move meant to protect the reindeer ahead of […]
While test flights of Santa’s sleigh continue over the skies of Sector 3 in Europe and Africa in the waning days of September the management team of North Pole Flight Command announced today that test flights will soon shift west. The flights will move from Sector 3 and will briefly be in the skies of […]
BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed and altitude and the expected time of arrival. All elves in the Reindeer Department have been hailed via […]
Radar at North Pole Flight Command has detected a very large number of reindeer are on approach to the North Pole Sleigh Port. It appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is imminent. Santa’s reindeer leave the North Pole in mid-to-late January every year after Christmas is over. They return to their home countries and are […]
The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours later at 10am. The Parade Committee is making this change at the request of the North […]
I cannot speak for any of the other Elf Supervisors but since made the announcement about promotions yesterday I have been flooded with questions. Let me see if I can make this more clear for elves in Sector 5. First of all, if you want added responsibility as an elf, I want to streamline the […]
A new version of Santa’s sleigh has been ordered and the Sleigh Department will be delivering it sometime in the new few days. Version 3, as it is being called, will feature a new wind screen angled for better aerodynamics, improvements to the sleigh dashboard, more upgrades to onboard lights, and advanced weather-proofing. Version 2, […]
After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe more. Being two months behind with three months to go until Christmas has […]
Fellow Elves and Trackers in the Service of Santa, It is shaping up to be an interesting season already. While I can report that we are on track with our early reporting in our efforts to track Santa for Santa I can tell you now that more will be asked of us this year. While […]
A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of feelings expressed via the mail sent to the North Pole. Elf Hugo told the executive […]
