BREAKING NEWS: According to inbound radar data at North Pole Flight Command it appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is happening now. Weather conditions are making it difficult to determine the number of reindeer, their precise speed and altitude and the expected time of arrival. All elves in the Reindeer Department have been hailed via […]
Radar at North Pole Flight Command has detected a very large number of reindeer are on approach to the North Pole Sleigh Port. It appears the return of Santa’s reindeer is imminent. Santa’s reindeer leave the North Pole in mid-to-late January every year after Christmas is over. They return to their home countries and are […]
The Parade Committee, charged with directing the Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole, announced significant changes for the parade this year. The time of the parade has been changed from starting at 8am to beginning two hours later at 10am. The Parade Committee is making this change at the request of the North […]
I cannot speak for any of the other Elf Supervisors but since made the announcement about promotions yesterday I have been flooded with questions. Let me see if I can make this more clear for elves in Sector 5. First of all, if you want added responsibility as an elf, I want to streamline the […]
A new version of Santa’s sleigh has been ordered and the Sleigh Department will be delivering it sometime in the new few days. Version 3, as it is being called, will feature a new wind screen angled for better aerodynamics, improvements to the sleigh dashboard, more upgrades to onboard lights, and advanced weather-proofing. Version 2, […]
After several meetings with Elf Wally, who heads the distribution efforts at the North Pole, and Elf Bernard, the head elf in Santa’s workshop, it is estimated that Santa’s workshop is at least two months behind in their work – and maybe more. Being two months behind with three months to go until Christmas has […]
Fellow Elves and Trackers in the Service of Santa, It is shaping up to be an interesting season already. While I can report that we are on track with our early reporting in our efforts to track Santa for Santa I can tell you now that more will be asked of us this year. While […]
A report today from the North Pole Post Office suggests that believers around the world are starting to stress over the delays reported in Santa’s Workshop. Santa asked Elf Hugo, postmaster at the North Pole, to report on trends of feelings expressed via the mail sent to the North Pole. Elf Hugo told the executive […]
Elf Big Sled Ted reports that Prancer, who was in treatment for a moderate injury, is now recovered. Prancer was admitted to the Kringle Reindeer Clinic on September 1st for advanced treatment. Prancer will stay at the North Pole and await the return of Santa’s other reindeer, which is expected at any time. She will […]
We will not be holding a Tracker Elf Conference this year. I will be hosting at least a few chats specifically for Tracker Elves between now and when Santa launches. But our usual symposium of key elves and Santa himself will not be possible this year. Santa has instructed that we gather your questions for […]
The Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade Committee met today to discuss plans for this year’s parade. The debate, as always, seems to be on what to do when the weather goes back. It’s not if the weather goes bad. It goes bad every year. But the parade must go on, as they say. And the Committee […]
On what would normally be a sleepy Sunday at the North Pole a press conference for North Pole media has been held at North Pole Flight Command to mark a milestone in Operation Merry Christmas – the 100 days until Santa’s Launch mark. In just 100 days Santa leaves via express sleigh to deliver Christmas […]
