The scheduled North Pole Chat with Elf Bernard has changed, according to the Public Relations Department at the North Pole. This week’s countdown update by Elf Trixie has resulted in a significant rush of mail to the North Pole. In reviewing those emails with questions Santa has approved a new schedule this month’s chat, but […]
A minor uproar occurred at the North Pole this week over the hacking of computers in the Wrapping Department. During the course of that story it was reported that Elf Harriet Bow, head elf in the Wrapping Department, was missing. Elf Harriet insists she is not missing and never was missing. She was immediately called […]
The Reindeer Operations Department has announced that this year’s Reindeer Games will be held at the earliest date in history. Thanks to the early season return of the reindeer the games are now scheduled to begin Tuesday, October 15th and will close on Saturday, October 19th. “This was Santa’s idea,” said Elf Roger Star, head […]
Next week Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy will be in the studios of Kringle Radio to record the annual episode of Ask an Elf for School Teachers. This episode has become an annual tradition for those teachers who follow Santa Update and have gathered questions in the classroom about Santa, Christmas, elves and North […]
Santa’s reindeer have been back at the North Pole for a few days now and according to personnel in the Reindeer Operations Department they are doing well. After taking a couple of days to rest most of the reindeer have started their annual training. I spoke with Elf Denny Haskins, a reindeer specialist in Reindeer […]
The mystery of the Wrapping Department shut down yesterday has been at least partially resolved. It was shut down unexpectedly by the North Pole Security Department, who suspects that computers in that department have been hacked. As a security measure, Elf Harriet sent the elves home until North Pole Security had time to thoroughly examine […]
Elves in the Wrapping Department have been given a day off today as the doors to the Wrapping Department shut down suddenly without explanation. All other departments at the North Pole remain open at this time and are operating normally. We are attempting to reach out to Elf Harriet Bow, head elf over the Wrapping […]
Santa Claus was famously missing from the return of Santa’s reindeer yesterday because he was in Canada trying to negotiate with government officials there for a location for Sector 5’s Regional Tracking Center. “The Saga of Sector Five”, as they call it now at North Pole Flight Command, has dragged on since last spring when […]
As rumored for weeks here at the North Pole and as predicted by Santa himself, the reindeer returned home to the North Pole in the dark of night. This marks one of the earliest returns of reindeer ever to the North Pole. Usually the reindeer return in late October or early November. Some years it […]
Rumors have been swirling for weeks about the early return of Santa’s reindeer. Despite declarations to the contrary by Elf Victor of the Reindeer Operations Department many elves working at Santa’s Stables insist the reindeer will be returning soon. “We never have the amount of feed on hand that we do right now,” said Elf […]
In a meeting of Santa’s Council at the North Pole today concerns were raised by the North Pole Post Office about Sector 5. Elf Hugo, North Pole Postmaster, reports that many concerned tracker elves and fans of Santa are writing in from Sector 5. They are worried about that sector not yet having a Regional […]
Santa Claus is meeting with elf groups to deliver a powerful message ahead of the Christmas season. We have been hearing all year that Santa has a “special message” and it appears that Santa is delivering that message now. He met over the weekend with elves at the North Pole Post Office. The message seems […]
