Santa has moved on to Bangladesh. He is moving very, very fast. Even the North Pole is having a hard time keeping up with him. Santa has been in flight more than 12 hours now. He’s not even half way done yet. — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio News […]
Santa is in Myanmar. That’s all I have to say about that. You see, Christmas is kind of against the law in Myanmar. It’s a weird place. — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio News Report: http://hosterz.com/2016/ChristmasEve/91.mp3 Crucial links of interest: Track Santa for Santa — Become an Elf! See […]
Santa has been welcomed to Thailand. The military there sent jet fighters to escort Santa. But Santa waved them off. Those puny jets just slow him down. Santa hates when the military guys do this, like they are doing him some kind of favor. They actually slow Santa down and he gets a bit irritated […]
Santa Claus has arrived in Jakarta. There are a LOT of people in Jakarta. I wonder if it will take Santa more time to get through there. I doubt it. Up here at the North Pole the Christmas party is under way at the Claus residence. They are betting with sugar cookies on when Santa […]
Vietnam just called. They say Santa is there. We say, “we know”. And Merry Christmas. What do they expect me to say when they call me with this stuff? Some of these countries are pretty funny. And silly. — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio News Report: http://hosterz.com/2016/ChristmasEve/88.mp3 Crucial links […]
Santa has arrived now in Taiwan. I think some people in Taiwan were caught by surprise. We just got a phone call from a lady there who said she needed Santa to leave and come back later. She hasn’t even unpacked her stocking from last year. I wonder what Santa did when he got to […]
China, Santa has arrived. China is another one of those really big countries. It may seem Santa is here for hours. But he will be moving on soon towards the west. Just watch. I’ve seen Santa do this before. — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to the latest Kringle Radio News Report: http://hosterz.com/2016/ChristmasEve/86.mp3 Crucial […]
Santa is in the Philippines now. I was just looking at the big map and I just realized that to many of you it doesn’t appear that Santa is making progress. He just keeps moving from north to south. But trust me. I’ve watched this happen every year for decades now. Santa is making GREAT […]
Santa is in Singapore. Already. I’m looking at the flight logs and I just can’t believe that Santa is moving this fast. They may put this flight down in the history books and read about it some day. And what’s even more unusual is that the reindeer aren’t even close to being tired. Usually Santa […]
Back in Australia — again! The city of Perth is reporting and we can confirm that indeed Santa Claus is there. Santa continues to fool us with this crazy flight pattern. But he knows what he is doing. He is way ahead in his deliveries so far. — Elf Ernest Click here to listen to […]
Well this is a shocker. Santa went straight to North Korea — and North Korea welcomed Santa with open arms. This hasn’t happened in years there. We don’t know what happened. But the North Koreans didn’t do anything weird or hostile and they cheered when Santa got there. Click the radio player below to hear […]
See what I mean? All of a sudden Santa is in South Korea — which is right next to North Korea. I’ll bet they weren’t expecting Santa so early. But then again, Santa could change his mind and go somewhere completely different on his next stop. He’s got all kinds of options. Hey…I wonder if […]
