Entries by Elf Ernest

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Rio de Janiero Reports Already!

Wasting no time, Santa has already moved on to South America and now we are receiving reports for Rio de Janeiro. We thought for sure Santa would be there in Iceland for a while if just to enjoy a moment of rest. After all, he’s been flying for more than 19 hours now. But he […]

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Western Europe Finally Welcomes Santa

Spain, Portugal, Ireland and other areas of Western Europe are finally reporting a Merry Christmas after Santa delayed delivering there for a little while because not all kids were yet in bed. They finally made it and now the happy reports are starting to come in. Despite the delays, it appears that Santa is still […]

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Cape Verde Reports a Merry Christmas

Cape Verde, of the west coast of Africa, is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time while many locations in Europe are still awaiting Santa’s visits. Santa has taken an unusual approach to Europe this year, making fast work of Switzerland and Germany and by passing other countries all together so far. We have a […]

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Santa Spotted in London

Multiple reports coming from London now suggest that Santa is in the UK and making progress there. Meanwhile, anticipation is building in the U.S. and Canada as kids there are writing last minute wishlists at a record pace. Elf Hugo says the mailroom is overrun and that the volume is “just staggering”. Of course, we […]

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France Welcomes Santa

Cities, towns, and villages in France are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Santa is quickly moving through the countryside there as we speak. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus has sent a message to Santa asking him if she should meet him for lunch somewhere soon. Perhaps Santa will slow down and take a break. We’ll […]

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South Africa Celebrates a Merry Christmas

Santa is covering all of South Africa at this moment. We have received many happy reports of his visits there in the last few minutes. We are also learning of another group of kids in Bristol, UK conspiring to kidnap Santa Claus. These kids, unlike the ones in Cologne, appear to be believers. We think […]

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Western Africa Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa is making his was through Nigeria and Ghana at this time, having pushed south out of Europe after making quick work of Germany and Switzerland. Looking forward there continues to be concerns all over North and South America. Santa is calling for more secret spies in Oshkosh, Winnipeg, Saskatoon, Fargo, Rapid City, Sheridan, Casper, […]

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Denmark Reports a Merry Christmas

Kids in Denmark must be very obedient — Santa is there and delivering right now! They must have been to bed on time. Santa just told me he wouldn’t be caught in France right now for all the tea in China. That’s because a lot of French kids are still not in bed and Santa […]