Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Enters Austrian Airspace

Happy reports are coming out of North Africa where Santa was reported in Tunis and back in Europe where he has visited Salzburg, Austria. More and more reports are coming from anxious kids all over the Americas, too. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are […]

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West Africa Welcomes Santa

Gambia’s city of Banjul just reported that Santa has been there. Other villages and towns along the western coast of Africa also report a Merry Christmas at this time. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 99114 mph […]

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Sudan Welcomes Santa

Santa is back in Africa, working through the middle of the continent at this time, flying very, very fast. The capitol city of Khartoum in Sudan is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are […]

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Santa Delivers in Africa!

Santa zipped right past Europe and headed to Africa instead. Santa is apparently still waiting for a few kids to fall asleep in Europe. Go to sleep kids! Durban, Port Elizabeth and Madagascar have all reported recent visits from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All […]

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Santa Taking a Break in Finland

Santa is still in Finland, his location unchanged since we last reported. “I think we have a lot of excited kids in Europe,” Elf Quinton chuckled. “Santa told me he wants to give them a little more time to get completely asleep.” In the meantime, I’m told Santa is enjoying a cold turkey sandwich with […]

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Santa in Finland

Santa is outside the city of Kittila in Northern Finland and he may be there for a little bit. He is changing his reindeer once again, going back to the team he started with more than 15 hours ago — Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and, of course, Rudolph. “They should be […]

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Minsk Reports a Merry Christmas!

Santa continues to blaze an incredible trail, visiting cities all over Africa, the Ukraine, the Middle East and now even parts of Europe. Minsk is the northern-most city to report. But we have likewise heard from Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, and Athens. We expect the lockdown in the Command Center to be ending soon. — […]

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Somalia Reports a Merry Christmas

Mogadishu is happy this hour as reports have come in about Santa’s visit there. Santa is really moving! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 95774 mph Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time. Latest Secret Spy Reports: Non-Christmas […]