Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Visits Greenland

Ok, now we’re back in business. Santa is in Greenland, taking his time. And he has visited Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay in the last little bit. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: […]

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Santa Circles Back to Greenland

Moving at a very leisurely pace, Santa has circled back over the North Atlantic and is now heading back north— towards Greenland. “We think Santa is out for a pleasure cruise,” laughed Elf Quinton. “He looks like on the map like he cannot make up his mind!” Actually, what is going on is that Santa […]

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Santa Heads South Again

Santa has left the North Pole and appears to be bypassing Greenland to head for Brazil. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: Fantastic Latest Secret Spy Reports: Raucous parties reported in Rio de […]

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Iceland Reports a Merry Christmas

All over the tiny island nation of Iceland hearts are merry as reports are streaming into the North Pole at this hour that Santa has been there. It is at this point in Santa’s flight where he usually takes a long break. It seems kids in North America especially have a hard time falling asleep […]

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London Has a Merry Christmas

Happy kids in London are emailing their thanks to Santa already. London, Oxford, Paris, Leeds, Londonderry, Aberdeen, Exeter and many other points across the UK are reporting to the North Pole at this hour. Look out, North America and South America…Santa is on his way! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]

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Norway Reports a Merry Christmas

Hammerfest, way in Northern Norway, is reporting a merry visit from Santa at this time. We also have reports from Amsterdam and Oslo that Santa has been there, too. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 21338 mph […]

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Santa Enters Austrian Airspace

Happy reports are coming out of North Africa where Santa was reported in Tunis and back in Europe where he has visited Salzburg, Austria. More and more reports are coming from anxious kids all over the Americas, too. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are […]

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West Africa Welcomes Santa

Gambia’s city of Banjul just reported that Santa has been there. Other villages and towns along the western coast of Africa also report a Merry Christmas at this time. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 99114 mph […]