Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa Island Hops in the Caribbean

Sam Juan, St. Thomas, Santo Domingo and other cities in the Caribbean are all reporting a Merry Christmas as Santa hops from island to island there. Despite the warm temps, Santa says the reindeer are doing just fine. Thanks to all yuo kids still up in Canada and the USA for all the questions. Bedtime […]

Santa Sends All Kids East of the Rockies to Bed

If you’re on the eastern side of the continental divide in North America — go to bed. That’s the word from Santa as he blitzes through South America at this hour. He’s moving very fast. We’ve heard from Montevideo, Stanley down in the Falklands, Santiago, and even parts of Ecuador in the past few minutes. […]

Bermuda Reports!

This just in: Bermuda reports that Santa Claus has been there. It looks like Santa is picking up speed again. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warnings: New Orleans, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison, All areas east of the Canadian Rockies

Greenland Reports a Merry Christmas

Hearts are merry in the city of Godthab Santa Claus has delivered, as requested, in Greenland. “Santa said, indeed, the kids were asleep in Greenland!” Elf Billy laughed. “Santa said there are lots of GREAT kids there!” — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warnings: Ottawa

Santa Visits Ships at Sea as He Rockets North to Greenland

Santa might be moving at a slightly slower pace but he’s still working. Even the tiniest ships in the Atlantic are getting visits from Santa at this time as he heads to Greenland. Meanwhile, out of Europe and Africa, where Santa’s visits are complete, a mass migration of elves is underway and they make their […]

Greenland Claims: We’re Asleep, Santa!

Kids in Greenland have sent their parents, their school teachers and even city officials to their computers to send a message to the North Pole. And the message is this: “Tell Santa we’re asleep in Greenland and he can come here!”. Elf Billy couldn’t wait to send that word to Santa. “Santa just laughed when […]

Santa Visits Antarctica Again

Santa is visiting very remote areas of Antarctica at this hour. He’s been moving so fast that he’s way ahead of schedule and trying waste some time before he tries to visit eastern areas of the USA, Canada and all over South America. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warning: Washington, New York, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Boston, Portland

Santa Says South America is Not Ready to Deliver

Blaming it on a bad setting on his watch, Santa flew over the Brazilian city of Recife and suddenly realized he was there too early. There were too many lights on, too many cars on the road, too many folks playing in the yards and out on the streets (it is the middle of summer […]