Free Christmas Activities
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Free Christmas Activities

As we count down the days to Santa’s launch the North Pole wants you to know of several Christmas activities available to you for free. We recommend: Santa’s Map Have you placed yourself on Santa’s map? Tell Santa where you are! This…
Need for Speed
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The Need for Speed at the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command reported last night that a record number of sleigh flights have left the North Pole in recent days. The nature of those flights are no secret: they are moving completed working from Santa’s Workshop and the…
Workshop is 21 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 21 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 21 days behind with 12 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Santa’s workshop has worked almost non-stop since September when this was identified as…
Reindeer in Quarantine
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Reindeer Go Into Quarantine

North Pole Flight Command announced late last night that Santa has named his starting team of reindeer. While there are no unknown or unexpected name on that list what they did not mention was that the reindeer have been put into quarantine. Maybe…
2 Weeks Until Christmas
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2 Weeks Until Christmas

Just two weeks now until Christmas. Whoooo! While things continue kind of crazy in Santa’s workshop Mrs. Claus is thinking about Christmas Eve. She knows this Christmas Eve is likely to be very different. Like everyone else, she…
Test Flights
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Test Flights to End Soon

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh may be ending soon. According to flight planners in North Pole Flight Command, the test flights just entered Sector 5 near the US and Mexican border near San Diego. Engineers are testing some loaded…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of the Kringle Plan Santa wants to increase tracker elves who track Santa for Santa by 5 million. North Pole Flight Command said Santa wants 3 million of those in Sector 5 alone.…
Elf on the Shelf
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Do You Have an Elf? Take Our Survey

Do you have an elf? The North Pole would like your opinion. The tradition of visiting elves popularly known as Elf on the Shelf has long been questioned. Many love the tradition while many others are critical of it. We have explained that…
More Sleighs and Reindeer
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Huge Increase in Sleighs and Reindeer

North Pole Flight Command today announced yet another big increase in the number of reindeer assigned to active service. 5000 more reindeer were activated today, bringing the total to 7,000 put into service in the first week of December alone. “This…
Elf on the Shelf
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Elf on the Shelf to Be Addressed in North Pole Chat

It could be a very interesting time in North Pole Chat this coming Sunday. Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News will be the guest at 3pm EST. Elf Frank launched an investigation into Elf on the Shelf this week after reporting on a…
Elf On the Shelf
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New Discoveries About Elf on the Shelf

Our North Pole Radio News report the other day about mail coming in to the North Pole about the Elf on the Shelf has resulted in an investigation and new discoveries about Elf on the Shelf. For years on SantaUpdate.com we have avoided questions…
Sleighs
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Sleigh Department Quickly Building More Sleighs

There are more sleighs at the North Pole than any other place on earth. The Sleigh Department is rushing to build even more of them. You can thank the crisis in Santa’s workshop for making it necessary. Last Christmas Eve, more than…