2 Weeks Until Christmas
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2 Weeks Until Christmas

Just two weeks now until Christmas. Whoooo! While things continue kind of crazy in Santa’s workshop Mrs. Claus is thinking about Christmas Eve. She knows this Christmas Eve is likely to be very different. Like everyone else, she…
Test Flights
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Test Flights to End Soon

The test flights of Santa’s sleigh may be ending soon. According to flight planners in North Pole Flight Command, the test flights just entered Sector 5 near the US and Mexican border near San Diego. Engineers are testing some loaded…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that as part of the Kringle Plan Santa wants to increase tracker elves who track Santa for Santa by 5 million. North Pole Flight Command said Santa wants 3 million of those in Sector 5 alone.…
Elf on the Shelf
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Do You Have an Elf? Take Our Survey

Do you have an elf? The North Pole would like your opinion. The tradition of visiting elves popularly known as Elf on the Shelf has long been questioned. Many love the tradition while many others are critical of it. We have explained that…
More Sleighs and Reindeer
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Huge Increase in Sleighs and Reindeer

North Pole Flight Command today announced yet another big increase in the number of reindeer assigned to active service. 5000 more reindeer were activated today, bringing the total to 7,000 put into service in the first week of December alone. “This…
Elf on the Shelf
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Elf on the Shelf to Be Addressed in North Pole Chat

It could be a very interesting time in North Pole Chat this coming Sunday. Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News will be the guest at 3pm EST. Elf Frank launched an investigation into Elf on the Shelf this week after reporting on a…
Elf On the Shelf
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New Discoveries About Elf on the Shelf

Our North Pole Radio News report the other day about mail coming in to the North Pole about the Elf on the Shelf has resulted in an investigation and new discoveries about Elf on the Shelf. For years on SantaUpdate.com we have avoided questions…
Sleighs
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Sleigh Department Quickly Building More Sleighs

There are more sleighs at the North Pole than any other place on earth. The Sleigh Department is rushing to build even more of them. You can thank the crisis in Santa’s workshop for making it necessary. Last Christmas Eve, more than…
Santa's List Day
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Santa’s List Day at the North Pole

It is Santa’s list day at the North Pole. That has nothing to do with a naughty or nice list but everything to do with YOUR list for Santa. Nearly two months ago the North Pole Post Office launched Operation Toy Shop, a reminder campaign…
Workshop is 33 Days Behind
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Santa’s Workshop is 33 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 33 days behind with 19 days remaining until Santa’s launch. North Pole Flight Command started shuttle operations this week with 500 reindeer pressed…
3 Weeks Until Christmas
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3 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello everyone and guess what? There are only 3 weeks until Christmas. Things are going a little crazy at the North Pole. You should see Santa’s workshop. It’s going 24 hours a day. It stands out like a giant candle during dark…
Not Enough Trackers
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Does Santa Have Enough Tracker Elves?

A late report yesterday at North Pole Flight Command has caught most people by surprise: Santa may NOT have enough elves tracking Santa for Santa this year. The Department of Redundancy Department at the North Pole reported that their…