
Working Elves Get Meals from Mrs. Claus
Although things are looking up at the North Pole Santa has sent word down the line that it is important that elves keep working. There is still a lot of work yet to accomplish in the workshop and, of course, the wrapping department is far,…

Santa Requests More Secrets for South America
Another call has gone out for Secret Spies, this time in South America.
Elf Agent X, who has been avoiding me for months because I kept asking him questions about the Big Building with No Name, suddenly wants to talk a lot.
And secret…

Record Number of Reindeer to Be Used
Even though the Big Building with No Name is no longer a mystery there are still plenty of unexplained elements to Santa’s ride this year.
We still don’t quite yet understand what the mountain of coal is all about.
And we don’t…

Bets Turn in Santa’s Favor
The sugar cookie pool has kicked into high gear at the North Pole as elves still working in every department are now placing bets – almost all exclusively in Santa’s favor.
“It isn’t a bet on whether Santa will make it or not,”…

North Pole Cheers as Santa Takes Control of Christmas
Never, ever doubt what Santa can do, kids. With Jingle Bell 1 now in the air Santa has TWO workshops and TWO wrapping departments hard at work. Things are NOT behind -- they're ahead! If I had just one thing to say to sum this thing up it…

BREAKING NEWS: Sleigh Craft Carrier Launched
Breaking News! With a series of massive explosions the North Pole blew off the roof of the large top-secret building and launched a sleigh craft carrier -- a huge floating airship.
WOW. It is big, big news --- every bit as historic as…

Critics Say Santa Can’t Deliver
The media speculation continues to run rampant and Santa is taking a lot of criticism. The odds makers and analysts are predicting Santa may not make it this year.
I haven’t spoken to Santa for a few hours now. But if any of that were…

North Pole Christmas Party Delayed
Mrs. Claus is at home preparing for the traditional North Pole Christmas Eve party. She is the hostess of the party every year.
But this year things are a little different. The party it appears will be starting a little later than usual.…

Santa’s Reindeer are in Isolation
If something is to happen in the next hour Santa’s reindeer might not be aware of it. It is nap time for them.
In speaking with Elf Victor he assures us that all the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. But with hours still until…

False Media Reports Ahead of Historic Event
The world is burning up the phone lines, emails and fax machines to the North Pole as media contacts and government representatives debate Santa’s “historic” news. We still don’t know the nature of what Santa has in mind but some…

Trackers Activated Over North Pacific
Here’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s flight path over the Pacific have been put on high alert. That means they are at their stations, watching radar, receiving confidential tracking data, and prepared to report…

Help Name Santa’s Sleigh
While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this big historic event is we remind you that it is NOT too late to enter your ideas for the naming of Santa’s sleigh this year.
Santa names the sleigh just before he takes off and…