The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

Worried Mail
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Worried Mail Floods the North Pole

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming in from believers around the world is setting records in October and it reflects concerns and anxieties over the Crisis in Santa's Workshop. Weeks ago the Post Office launched Operation…
92 Days Behind
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Workshop is 92 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 92 days behind with 61 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Elf Bernard and others in leadership at Santa’s Workshop are frustrated at the slower results…
Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games
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Reindeer to Get Ready for the Reindeer Games

The efforts of the past month to get needed supplies for Santa’s Workshop appears to be nearing it’s conclusion. Some of Santa’s A-team of reindeer are slated to return this week to the North Pole. Prancer and Vixen are scheduled…
Winter Weather Slams the North Pole
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Winter Weather Slams the North Pole

North Pole Flight Command is watching the weather more than usual due to the extra efforts to help Santa’s workshop. Current conditions include periods of white out, somewhat impacting arriving and departing sleighs at the North Pole Sleigh…
99 Days Behind
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Workshop is 99 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 99 days behind with 68 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Excellent progress is being made as elves are literally working in shifts around the clock…
10 Weeks Until Christmas
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10 Weeks Until Christmas

Hello, just ten weeks to go until Christmas. The North Pole Halloween party is just a few weeks away and many here are wondering how different it will be this year. In Santa’s workshop and several other departments the list of elves…
Santa and Mrs. Claus Return
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Santa and Mrs. Claus Return

Santa and Mrs. Claus have returned to the North Pole after their visit to family in Canada for Thanksgiving. Both Santa and Mrs. Claus are busy in meetings today at the North Pole. According to Elf Joel of Santa’s Office Staff Santa…
Santa Wants More Tracker Elves
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Santa Wants More Tracker Elves

Santa wants more tracker elves. According to Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, Santa has expressed concerns about his coming up flight on Christmas Eve. He wants more tracker elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking…
Santa Wants More Reindeer
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Santa Wants More Reindeer

Santa recently met with Elf Victor, head elf of Reindeer Operations, and with Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers, at Kringle Reindeer Ranch of the Great White North in Canada. Santa left his family celebration of Thanksgiving…
Elves Working Overtime
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Elves Working Overtime

Elves in Santa’s Workshop are working overtime in an effort to clear the backlog generated by a tough year of getting supplies to the North Pole. Most elves I talked to in the Workshop today are happy to have all the extra work. Elf…
166 Days Behind in Santa's Workshop
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Santa’s Workshop is Just 116 Days Behind

The Workshop Crisis Management Task Force reports today that Santa’s workshop is 116 days behind with 75 days remaining until Santa’s launch. Some elves at the North Pole fear that is not a fast enough pace. But since they started…
Sleigh Update
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Flight Command Testing a New Sleigh

North Pole Flight Command has informed us that they are now testing version 4 of Santa’s sleigh and that a fleet of 12 sleighs of this version have been ordered for test flights later this month. This new version will be equipped with…