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Decoy Sleighs Confuse Trackers

The Soloman Islands appear to be Santa's current stop. The Tracking Center has confirmation from multiple sources that Santa is there. Meanwhile, the hundreds of sleighs in the skies over the South Pacific has trackers of all types…
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Santa in Tuvalu

Another tropical paradise is enjoying a Merry Christmas at this hour. The island of Tuvalu is reporting that Santa has been there. We are hearing rumors that Elf Quinton and his team at the Research and Development Department are…
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Santa Hits Some Rainy Weather

Santa and his sleigh have run into a little bit of warm summer rain over the Tasman Sea. Weather spotters say it is not a serious weather event and in no way will slow down Santa. Meanwhile, coal shipments to Jingle Bell 1 have slowed…
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Santa at the South Pole

Science stations and military outposts in Antarctica are reporting a Merry Christmas as evidence that Santa has been there is abundant. The South Pole was the first to receive a visit last year, if you recall. There are some concerns…
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Trouble in Argentina

While Santa continues to work the islands and ships of the South Pacific at this hour we are receiving some disturbing news from the South American country of Argentina. According to unnamed sources in the Department of North Pole Security…
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An Eyewitness Report from New Zealand

Click the audio link below to hear the just-filed report from the News Desk at the North Pole with an interview with a New Zealand resident that just saw Santa. Cheers from the Workshop at the North Pole went up when news of Santa's…
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New Zealand Gives a Merry Report

We're receiving reports that Santa is in New Zealand. It is a bit bigger country, more populated than other islands Santa has recently visited. He may be there a while longer. Bed time warnings have gone out to many places in the…
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Samoa Celebrates

Santa is working quickly. Reports from Samoa are happy, complete -- and coming in very fast. In fact, watchers in the Tracking Center say that Santa has never completed Samoa in the time he has tonight -- a new record! One of several…
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What’s with all the sleighs?

Santa is in Tonga at the moment and folks there are very happy. But like all of us they questions what is up with all the sleighs. Nearly 100 sleighs are active in the skies of the South Pacific. They are not delivering anything,…
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BREAKING NEWS: Fiji Reports First Visits from Santa

The South Pacific island nation of Fiji gets the first visit from Santa this year, thrilling residents of that tropical paradise. In other news Elf Crash Murphy, who is trailing Santa in a chaser sleigh, reports that Santa made contact…
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Radio Silence as Santa Heads South

Santa has ordered radio silence, even though he has been tracking over the North Atlantic. Indicators in the Tracking Department show that Santa his engaged in a burst of high speed and his direction now is due south. Radio silence usually…
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Where is Santa going?

It is still very early on Santa's flight. Some here are concerned with Santa's flight path, which is trending south and east -- completely opposite of where he needs to go. While Santa discusses weather issues and other events that might…